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		<title>Did Michael Lohan&#8217;s cocaine use contribute to his heart attack?</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/39196</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Michael Lohan suffered a mild heart attack last night days after canceling a celebrity wrestling match over chest pains, and just days before a scheduled procedure to remove an artery blockage. Lohan has a well-known past with drugs, but recent comments from his daughter Lindsay, and a video that he shopped around of his recent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan suing over Milk-a-holic E-Trade Superbowl ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lynn Cinnamon</dc:creator>
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This is a lesson in picking your battles, or maybe it&#8217;s a lesson in honestly accepting how you&#8217;re perceived. Either way, Lindsay Lohan is managing to trash her own image even more by suing the online Stock Market company E-Trade for Superbowl 44 ad featuring a slurring baby &#8220;Milk-a-holic&#8221; named Lindsay, who she says was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Lohan Sells Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s 16th Birthday Party Video</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/37892</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mariamargarita</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one thing you can count on, it&#8217;s Michael Lohan exploiting his daughter Lindsay for some cash to buy some more mesh shirts yet again! This time, he&#8217;s called his BFFs at Radar Online and sold home video footage of Lindsay celebrating her 16th birthday in Miami. Dina, or &#8216;White Oprah&#8217; is there, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Cocaine Use On Michael Lohan</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/36561</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mariamargarita</dc:creator>
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Lindsay Lohan sure is trying hard lately, isn&#8217;t she? A few weeks ago she let T.V. show The Insider into her home to battle her &#8220;hoarding&#8221; problem with Niecy Nash, and now she&#8217;s talked to infamous U.K. tabloid The Sun about her &#8220;former&#8221; drug problems. Lindsay says that she started using cocaine in 2007, after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is A &amp; E listening? Lindsay Lohan tells Niecy Nash about her hoarding problem on The Insider &#8211; PHOTOS</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/34471</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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In another moment of celebrity absurdity Lindsay Lohan will be on The Insider today telling Niecy Nash all about her hoarding problem. That&#8217;s right, Niecy Nash, from Reno 911.
Since Lindsay always looks so gaunt and unhealthy, everyone has assumed that she&#8217;s dealing with her massive childhood issues with drugs and eating disorders, but it turns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s &#8216;best friend&#8217; Patrick &#8220;Pootie&#8221; Aufdenkamp allegedly steals her clothing line</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/30198</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Pootie Aufdenkamp steals Lindsay Lohan's sketches]]></category>

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You just can&#8217;t trust people in silly hats named Pootie.
Within days of WWD publishing sketches of Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s expanded legging line 6129, Lindsay is claiming a dude named &#8220;Pootie,&#8221; who&#8217;s been following her around for years plans, to launch a clothing line this February based on her designs.
Lindsay told US Weekly that Patrick &#8220;Pootie&#8221; Aufdenkamp [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS George Lucas photobombs Lindsay Lohan in St. Barts</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/29879</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 06:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan was continuing her world record paced <a href="http://starcasm.net/archives/29841" target="_blank">bikini marathon</a> in St. Barts Saturday, following up Friday's 4 swimsuits with two more - although technically one of them appears to be a duplicate from the previous day. (The whopper-jawed asymmetrical black thing on the yacht that makes her but look like her front.) The real story isn't that Lindsay Lohan continued her swimwear-athon by trying on a one-piece black stringy swimsuit, it's the fact that there are SOOOO many celebrities in St. Barts this New Year's that you can't photograph LiLo trying on a bikini without a George Lucas photobomb!]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTOS Lindsay Lohan wears four bikinis in one day in St. Barts!</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/29841</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asa Hawks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy Crap! Lindsay Lohan is going for the "Most Bikinis In One Year" world record, and at this rate she will shatter it by having worn 1460 of the tiny swimsuits by the end of 2010! Though Lindsay may not be in my Top Ten List as far as women I'd like to see break that record, I can't complain about LiLo giving it a shot. Granted, she is the covergirl for <a href="http://starcasm.net/archives/7046" target="_blank"><em>Train Wreck Magazine</em></a>, but as far as train wrecks go ol' Lindsay's perty hot!

LiLo, like most of Hollywood apparently, spent her New Year's on a yacht down in the tropic paradise of St. Barts. If you look closely at these photos, which appear to have been taken from 12 miles away on a rocking raft, you will count four different swimsuits! Three bikinis and a <a href="http://starcasm.net/archives/17375" target="_blank">Sophie Monke-styled</a> black twisty one piece. Is she designing a line of swimwear for Emanuel Ungaro that I don't know about?]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan and family are selling their dirty laundry at the online Lohan House Store</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/27841</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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Okay, so it&#8217;s probably not &#8220;dirty&#8221; per se . .
But now we lowly plebeians can own something a Lohan has worn, thrown aside, and is now desperately trying to sell to support their coke and/or spray tan habit. But seriously, one day you&#8217;re in India pretending to save 40 children and criticizing others for not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan was always a mess &#8211; LiLo tweets baby tantrum pic</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/25887</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>carrieglass</dc:creator>
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Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s been going through the family album and tweeted this picture of herself as a baby having a meal time tantrum and throwing her food. No wonder she&#8217;s so good at creating chaos and mess, she&#8217;s been practicing since way back. Now she&#8217;s a bona fide professional at it, so great that she can [...]]]></description>
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