Lindsay Lohan's taken to Twitter to fight back against her father, who will take $5 to tell you middle school newspaper that Lindsay's scheduled to die next week.  From the coherent quality of the message, it looks like Lindsay was

Lindsay Lohan's had another difficult batch of weeks, but she hasn't been dropped by her record label, Casablanca Records. Both Lindsay's rep and a rep from Universal, Casablanca's parent company, told the rumor smiting Gossip Cop that Lindsay is still

Lindsay Lohan is a 23-year-old girl, though she recently posed with 54-year-old Donatella Versace and managed to look older than the fashion icon. Several years of hard partying, and some claim plastic surgery, have wreaked havoc on her looks, giving

Paris Fashion Week is coming to a close and once again we are left to sort through the pictures and videos of hundreds and hundreds of mostly skinny women wearing clothes ranging from the well-crafted mundane to the absolutely bizarre.

[caption id="attachment_13645" align="alignnone" width="480" caption="Hey Sam! Ya want a piece of this?"][/caption] Aubrey O'Day of the oft forgotten "Diddy"-approved fake girl-band on Making the Band 3, Danity Kane is desperate for a piece of relevance. She's been outspoken lately, critiquing Heidi

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week's episode of Project Runway (plus one "bonus" design of my choosing)

Just two care-free, wild-and-crazy, fun-loving blonds kickin' it. Oh noes! Hide your children, your cars, your stash of the good stuff, your dogs, and your private areas, because LiLo and Brit Brit have been spotted together again! This is even scarier

Lindsay Lohan and her sideboob made milkshakes Thursday night during a PR stunt at Millions of Milkshakes. In the video below I'm really creeped out by the carnie guy yelling "Lindsay Lohan's making millions . . . of milkshakes" to