This morning while Lindsay Lohan was in court her new baby brother Landon Major Lohan was born to Kate Major and Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan at 11:39 a.m. PST.

Only with the Lohans can I write a headline like that and everybody’s like, “Who cares?” Well I care dad gummit even it’s just because I got to write “unlawful conception” in muh header! Read on for Michael Lohan and Kate Major’s major news and where the “unlawful” part comes in.

It seems that the bad case of train wreckitosis Kate Major caught while dating Patient Zero Michael Lohan is untreatable. Kate was arrested yet again this morning in Boca Raton, Florida, this time for battery, battery against an officer, EMT, or firefighter, and resisting an officer with violence. Keep reading for her most recent booking photo and take a trip down memory lane with a couple memorable clips of Michael and Kate from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Not only is Lindsay Lohan about to have her alledged former assistant become her stepmom, but she might soon have a new sibling on the way! Papa Mike tells Hollyscoop that he and Kate Major are trying for a baby “four times a day.” Whoa, after that statement Lindsay probablyneed bed trays, soda crackers, ginger [...]

During Jon Gosselin’s hasty tryst with the tabloid reporter Kate Major he entered into a handwritten legal agreement. Kate2.0 is now suing Jon for damages over his alledged breach of contract.

Kate Major has resigned from Star Magazine because of her relationship with Jon Gosselin. Although a source close to Gosselin told RadarOnline that Major is making things up, Kate told Star Magazine Wednesday night that she was indeed the new Kate in Jon’s life, saying: “I went to do a story on Jon and ended [...]