I’m sure the first thing that popped into your head when Mayor Bloomberg announced an evacuation of much of lower lying New York City and a shut down of the public transit system was, WHAT ARE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY GONNA DO!!!!?!?!?!? See an update from all our Big Apple girls as they keep us updated via Twitter (except for Sonja).

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City featured a burlesque-themed party thrown by the undergarment averse (and financially troubled) Sonja Morgan, and the rest of the cast showed their support by attending in a variety of costumes ranging from risque to mundane. Check out the mostly non-Team Sonja trio of the Countess, Kelly and Jill in their rather lackluster burlesque interpretations and watch a clip of Sonja once again baring her derriere while reciting some not-so-cleverly disguised poetic barbs aimed at some of her housewife adversaries! (Includes links to previous posts with slightly more racy costumes worn by the likes of Ramona, Alex and… Mario?)

Jill Zarin and her daughter Ally attended the World Premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s ‘Zarkana’ at Radio City Music Hall Wednesday night and some of the costumed cast posed with Jill for a photo that looked like a promotional shot from a Bravo remake of The Wizard of Oz! (And I mean that in a good way!) Also includes a photo of just Jill and another of Jill and her daughter outside the theater.

The wait is over! The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has finally released her follow up music video to her cult classic “Money Can’t Buy You Class!” The song is titled “Chic C’est La Vie” and the video features LuAnn and her Team The Countess cast mates Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon living the lifestyles of the rich and famous in and around The Borgota hotel and casino in Atlantic City. Keep reading for all the Countessy glory!

The New York Post is reporting that Bravo may be looking to replace the entire cast of The Real Housewives of New York City. That’s right, Cindy Barshop, Ramona Singer, Kelly Bensimon, Jill Zarin, LuAnn de Lesseps, and Sonja Morgan would have to find something to do with their time other than get in fights in the Hamptons. Actually they would still do that but we wouldn’t know anymore! If it’s true that the axe is falling who would you like to see stay or go if it were your call?

Jill Zarin raised eyebrows (hers, and everyone else’s) this April at the TV Land Awards when she showed up wearing a dramatically different face (left). Everything was pulled tight, and her eyes had changed completely. What the procedure that made her look like that.

Jill vs. Ramona is becoming one of the better Housewives showdowns in the franchise’s history. Whether it’s for real or for show doesn’t matter as long as it’s entertaining and the latest accusation cranks the Zarin – Singer battle up a notch. Jill is claiming that Ramona’s hubby Mario physically shoved her during an altercation at a party in the Hamptons. Read on for all the he said, assistant he said, she said, another she said deets.

This season Ramona Singer’s castmates have questioned her level of drinking on the show multiple times, prompting Ramona to say she actually called up Bravo and ask them if they really didn’t have any better story-lines to go with. Is she really slamming the Pinot too hard, or are we just made to believe she is to up ratings?

For The Real Housewives of New York City the drama doesn’t stop when the episode ends, it spills over onto the internet the following day as the ladies continue their attempts to win over viewers to their side of the drama wars. Today was no exception as Ramona Singer shared emails between her assistant and Jill Zarin’s which seem to prove that she was indeed asked to serve her wine at Jill’s charity function featured in last night’s episode, something Jill denied on camera and ridiculed Ramona for. Keep reading to see the emails and further educate yourself before fully committing to Team Ramona or Team Jill this season!

Can you say “The Real Mob Wives of New York City?”

We cover a lot of reality series on this blog and sometimes I forget that these multiple “realities” can overlap! Such was the case in New York City last night when break out Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo showed up for the amNew York party celebrating the addition of RHONYC‘s Kelly Killoren Bensimon and photographer Patrick McMullan to their staff. See pictures of Drita and Jill Zarin together on the red carpet and find out which of Kelly’s cast mates turned out (and didn’t turn out!) to show their support!