Jessica Timberlake! She’ll still be Jessica Biel in the credits for movies (like her upcoming flick Hitchcock,) but the new bride has decided to legally take her husband’s last name.

Sorry, ladies! Justin Timberlake has officially been taken off the market. Oh, and sorry dudes! Jessica Biel is also off the market. Oh, and I suppose sorry gay dudes! Justin Timberlake has officially been taken off the market. The former ‘N SYNC crooner wed actress Jessica Biel earlier today in Italy. The two began dating in 2007 following Justin’s break-up with Cameron Diaz. After four years together, Jesstin (Bielberlake?) announced their split in March 2011. But the two lovebirds were back together by fall, and by winter, they were engaged. Now, less than one year later, the couple have tied the knot. These two are living a romantic comedy!

30-year-old Jessica Biel is at an exciting place in her life. She’s engaged to Justin Timberlake (who wouldn’t be stoked?) and she plays Melina in the Total Recall reboot (out this weekend.)

But event though she’s a successful starlet with one of the most drooled-after men on her arm, she still has insecurities like the rest of us. In fact, turning 30 had a major impact on her. It really made her think about aging, and even death.

She told The Chicago Sun-Times:

We now have a season and some details in regards to what to expect from the most anticipated celebrity wedding of the year. According to a report Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are planning to say their “I Dos” this summer and it will be a big time affair. Read the insiders’ statement and how the A-list couple came to this decision.

Justin Timberlake is back on the market! It’s official! Justin Timberlake is single again and eligible for giddy fans of The Social Network, Shrek the Third, and/or N’SYNC to fantasize about having the 0.00000000000000001 chance of scoring a date with him. Despite constant (hopeful, no doubt) rumors of breaking up, the couple were together for [...]

England’s Annette Edwards is a 57-year-old grandmother with a serious obsession with Who Framed Roger Rabbit‘s bunnytastic Jessica Rabbit. The soft-spoken Miss Edwards not only went on a very strict diet in an attempt to achieve Jessica’s impossible hourglass figure, but she has spent over $16,000 for plastic surgery procedures that include a breast lift, cheek implants and chin implants.

Click to see videos of the granny bunny in action and watch a famous celebrity do her best Jessica Rabbit impersonation on SNL!

There was a time when I thought this movie was an urban myth. Every day I would see a new group of photos from the set of some movie called Valentine’s Day but they always had completely different actors – and not Kathy Griffin “actors” but Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway and Kathy Bates actors! Being too lazy to actually do any research, I came to the conclusion that there must be three movies currently under production with the same title.

NOPE! It’s just one movie with a HUGE ensemble cast! Here are both of the trailers to come out so far, the second of which was just released today!

Hollywood has run Jessica Biel’s boobays up a stripper’s pole to see who would salute and the answer appears to be “not many.” The New York Post is reporting that Powder Blue, which features Jessica Biel as a stripper, will be skipping the red carpet for the short walk of shame directly from production to [...]