Infamous anti-monogamist Jesse James has decided to give matrimony another go by marrying drag car racer Alexis DeJoria in Malibu on Sunday. Keep reading to see a photo of the happy couple from their wedding day and see why Alexis is often referred to as “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”

I’m sure Sandra Bullock would fully support the notion of erasing Jesse James by shooting him with lasers, which is exactly what his most recent ex did this weekend as tattoo maven Kat Von D began the process of removing the huge tattoo of 5th grade Jesse James from her side courtesy of the skilled lasers of Dr. TATTOFF, Inc.

I figure I’d start out this morning with a love story sure to warm the sweet ol’ hearts of all our readers. According to a recent report, Sandra Bullock heart breaker Jesse James is engaged to drag racer and Paul Mitchell heiress Alexis DeJoria. See a full pic of Alexis as well as a Twitter response in which she certainly doesn’t deny the rumor!

The man who cheated (apparently hundreds of times) on America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, is coming back to television! Discovery Channel, which was the home of Monster Garage from 2002-2006, is welcoming their fabricating (wink wink) star back for the special “Jesse James: Outlaw Garage” on April 9. Keep reading for all the details, including Jesse’s comments on why he thinks people will forgive and forget and welcome him backto the small screen.

Are you looking for something fun you can do with your eight-year-old child while he or she is off for spring break? Why not follow the lead of Jesse James and head down to the ol’ tattoo parlor and let ‘em create some permanent doodles on your body! Keep reading for photos of Jesse James’ daughter Sunny giving him a tattoo and see the final product.

Researching Barry Weiss of Storage Wars is like peeling an onion! As evidenced on the show, this rock star collector has had an amazing life during which he has made friends with a slew of fascinating famous and not-so-famous folks. One of the fascinating and famous folks counted among Barry’s friends is former Mr. Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, whom Barry isn’t only a friend to, he’s his godfather. No, seriously! And you’ll never guess which piece of infamous memorabilia Barry gave to his godson.

Once again Kat Von D is unleashing some blasters on ex-boyfriend Jesse James. The man forever attached to her armpit was the target of a recent Facebook open letter in which the tattoo artist extraordinaire thanked him for having cheated on her with an an alleged 19 different women. Read a pot calling a kettle black and then think it all over with some old school Cher!

Kat Von D is claiming that she quit L.A. Ink because TLC was looking to create events that didn’t happen following her breakup with bad boy Jesse James. Wait a minute! At the same time she was making this statement James and D have revealed that they are once again betrothed. Read on to get all the quotes of this madness and to see a sweet image of the two cuddling that will just warm your little heart.

Don’t you wish every time you sweated it would make a 10-year-old Jesse James cry on a rainbow? That’s exactly what happens for Kat Von D thanks to what has to be one of the most regrettable skin ink boyfriend homages ever! See a video of Jesse’s indifferent reaction to finding out his 5th grade visage is forever going to reside under Kat’s left armpit, and a large photo of what is now my favorite celebrity tattoo of all time.

Jesse James and L.A. Ink star Kat Von D have officially come to an end. So what caused the end of the engagement? Was it Jesse’s notorious cheating, his Hitler fetish, was it some nearly naked Michelle Bombshell McGhee pics, his label as the most hated man in America? Nope. It was that dastardly demonstrative love destroyer, distance. Find out how poor Jesse will cope without the woman who is 100% better than Sandra Bullock at sex (according to James).