HOLY CRAP! This may be more jaw-dropping than Lady Gaga showing up in an egg! Jersey Shore‘s Jenni JWoww Farley has gone through yet another makeover, this time emerging as an super-estrogenalized version of Rose McGowan – and I mean that in a scary good way! Keep reading for a heapin’ helpin’ of the brand spankin’ new, fully animal-printed JMeowwwww!!!

UPDATE - My astonishment at JWoww’s remarkable makeover was justified because it’s not really JWoww at all! That’s what I get for trusting the photography website’s caption more than my own two eyes. Anyways… Somebody looked fierce!

The Jersey Shore cultural invasion continues! This time it is New York’s Mercedes Benz Fashion Week opening their doors to the undeniable Garden State phenomena as Jenni “JWoww” Farley joined designer Richie Rich on stage for his 2011 Villionaire collection at the Hammerstein Ballroom Thursday night.

Living up to her nickname, Jenni “Wowwed” those in attendance by wearing a transparent dress that showed off her more-than-ample Asbury perks! Plus, see her wacky Lady Gaga inspired footwear!

JWoww has reportedly moved on after her split last summer with long-time boyfriend Tom Lippolis (who later sued her for claiming that he helped her get famous.) She’s was caught in a cheating scandal this summer with an oil truck-driver named Roger Williams, but now she has been most recently linked to another Roger, bodybuilder [...]

Jersey Shore tough girl Jenni “JWoww” Farley is following in the literary footsteps of her cast mates Snooki and The Situation with The Rules According to JWoww – Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb, due to hit stores Tuesday! Keep reading for the 411 on the book and a list of JWoww promotional appearances over the next couple of weeks, including numerous book signings!

In honor of tonight’s episode of Jersey Shore in which the girls go shopping for sexy outfits, here are a few photos of JWoww wearing an eye-popping sexy schoolgirl costume to a Halloween party at DUSK Nightclub in Atlantic City, NJ on October 30, 2010.

JWoww makes me realize I have fetishes I never even knew about! Danger! Danger Will Robinson!

Jersey Shore hottie Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley made a recent appearance at a GNC store in Paramus, NJ to promote the supplement Ab Cuts by Revolution. I’m not sure what Ab Cuts supplements but from the event photos of JWoww it is apparent she didn’t need any cleavage supplementation! She let her fans know via Twitter about the appearance but she forgot to mention the beyond skin tight dress she would wear. Folks would of been lining up from GNC to the friggin’ Turnpike. Check her Wowness out!

Jersey Shore’s resident hottie Jwoww, real name Jenni Farley, is finding herself on the wrong friggin’ end of a lawsuit. The dude who is trying to creep on some of Jwoww’s hard earned bank is her ex boyfriend Thomas “Sour Grapes” Lippolis.

Find out what his claims are against Jwoww and just how much of her hard earned money he believes is rightfully his.

Wh-wh-wh-what?!? Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took to the streets of Manhattan today looking almost unrecognizable in a tastefully stylish outfit that could have been stolen right off the back of Audrey Hepburn!

Don’t get me wrong – the dress still has the JWoww spirit thanks to a chest-revealing neckline and a thick band of black lace-like leaves around the waist, but I think even Tim Gunn and Michael Kors would have to pause and nod their heads in approval of this makeover!

You can no longer have an MTV event without the network’s Guido and Guidette darlings making an appearance, and the 2010 Video Music Awards was no exception as the entire cast of Jersey Shore Season 3 stormed the red white carpet in all their formal Jerseylicious glory! See photos of all eight as well as their impregnating hot tub party with Chelsea Handler!

I don’t know if there has ever been a show with more guilty pleasure components than Jersey Shore and I confess that one of my top five is the sexual appeal of the downright dangerous Jenni “Jwoww” Farley! Not only could she chew me up and spit me out in a matter of seconds, but for some reason I want her to! Check out these photos of the unintimidatable Jwoww pwning the sidewalks of Seaside Heights, New Jersey!