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		<title>PHOTO Heidi Montag shows off new face and body in Las Vegas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Queen of Plasticine Heidi Montag was in Las Vegas Saturday night co-hosting a pre-Valentine's Day event at Caesar Palace's Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas with her husband Spencer Pratt. The event marked the first time Heidi has strutted her new stuff on a red carpet since having more than ten plastic surgery procedures in one day less than three months ago.

What do you think of the "new and improved" Heidi?]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO &#8211; Heidi Montag&#8217;s near-death experience from too much demoral after 10 plastic surgery procedures</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she almost died when she was recovering from her plastic surgery procedures because she had too much Demoral, &#8220;Just like Michael Jackson.&#8221; With Micheal Jackson, it was Profocal, but either way . . . she almost died!
I&#8217;m sure her doctor, Dr. Frank Ryan, didn&#8217;t exactly pop the champagne when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Heidi Montag&#8217;s surgeon go too far? Dr. Frank Ryan battling two malpractice suits</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/31645</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 04:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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According to Radaronline, Dr. Frank Ryan, the surgeon who performed 10 plastic surgery procedures on Heidi Montag in one day, has been sued by two different women for malpractice. Jennifer Michael sued Dr. Ryan and settled for an undisclosed amount after she suffered injuries that will result in some permanent disability…including a diminished quality of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PHOTO &#8211; Heidi Montag&#8217;s new DDD boobs: before and after latest plastic surgeries</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/31400</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Above is the breakdown of before and after Heidi Montag&#8217;s new surgical procedures including a chin reduction, brow lift, neck liposuction, and enormous DDD boobs (read the full list here). Heidi started her adult life as a small A cup, and now her breasts are practically half her frame. And her face, it&#8217;s a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heidi Montag&#8217;s list of 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day include neck liposuction, brow lift, and botox, at age 23</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/31200</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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CLICK HERE to see Heidi before and after her latest surgeries.
There&#8217;s a good reason we haven&#8217;t seen a lot of Heidi Montag lately, which is especially odd around the Holidays, but it&#8217;s not because she&#8217;s finally tired of the spotlight. No, she had a secret appointment with her plastic surgeon November 20 for a whopping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO Heidi Montag Pratt performs &#8220;Body Language&#8221; at the 2009 Miss Universe pagaent</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/13447</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Last night Heidi Montag (Pratt) performed at the Miss Universe pageant wearing a tacky version of Britney&#8217;s Bombshell 2000 VMA flesh-colored sparkle outfit. Mrs. Pratt proceeded to flail her arms and move out of rhythm while lip syncing her ear-assaulting song &#8220;Body Language.&#8221; Britney can&#8217;t really dance either, but her talent is exuding sex appeal. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marcia Cross puts on her victory face after camera-blocking Speidi</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/10310</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
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See that glimmer in her eye? That&#8217;s the face of someone who just stuck it to Speidi, something everyone would get a little giddy about, and rightfully so.
Here&#8217;s the best shot of Marcia Cross and her fellow fire-headed friend blocking Heidi and Spencer Pratt from their spotlight:


Speidi were going out to Barneys to spur pregnancy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt I&#8217;m A Celebrity &#8211; Torture, Hospitals, Lawsuits&#8230; A Timeline</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/6074</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heidi Pratt was recently released from a hospital in Costa Rica stemming from what we&#8217;re told is a gastric ulcer. She was in the country with her husband (and The Hills co-star) Spencer Pratt filming the reality show I&#8217;m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Spencer is claiming the couple was tortured and deprived [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Update &#8211; Who Was Eliminated</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/5910</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still don&#8217;t think I fully understand the concept of this show, but thanks to the fame-mongering Hillsian couple known as &#8220;Speidi,&#8221; I don&#8217;t have to understand. Heidi Montag (Pratt) and husband Spencer Pratt made good on their numerous threats/promises from episode one and quit the show, amid self-aggrandizing quotes like &#8220;I&#8217;m too big of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC&#8217;s I&#8217;m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here! Chart Of Contestants</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/5811</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 03:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose I&#8217;m obligated to talk about this ridiculous &#8220;I&#8217;m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!&#8221; show that premieres Monday night on NBC. (After all, the definition of ridiculous is &#8220;causing or worthy of ridicule.&#8221;) Bleh. It&#8217;s not as much fun shooting fish when a television network collects them in a barrel (or Costa Rican [...]]]></description>
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