We seem to always be bringing folks down with sad tales of celebrity infidelity and detailed investigations into the backgrounds of obscure reality "stars," so I thought I might freshen things up a bit with a fun game I like

It's that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie - from the beach to the boudoir - from Sports Illustrated to Victoria's Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly

Technically Doutzen Kroes isn't wearing a bikini, but we here at starcasm are always willing to stretch the "Bikini Bliss" category if there's enough skin and hotness! And this Dutch-Frisian model definitely has the requisite amount of skin and hotness