Well, well, well. Courtney Stodden has a sex tape. Is anyone surprised? We didn’t think so. The teenage bride of actor Doug Hutchinson just announced that she, like Farrah Abraham, recently made a sex tape. However, Courtney has no plans on selling the tape — at least not yet — and she is keeping it under lock and key in the meantime.

Teen bride Courtney Stodden took to the streets yesterday in her usual eye-popping PG-13 attire that included a towering pair of platform heels and a pair of denim short short shorts. But, even the eyebrows of those accustomed to Courtney’s streetwalking fashion were raised a bit when Courtney popped in to do a little shopping at… a children’s store?!? Could it be that Courtney Stodden is planning on becoming a teen mom?

Sunday night Courtney Stodden debuted her the music video for her single “Reality” at a nightclub and got on a striper pole in her underwear.

Courtney Stodden wouldn’t be world known if her parents didn’t allow her to marry 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison before she became of legal age. On Couples Therapy, Dr. Jen invited Courtney’s mom in to ask her how these events transpired, and why Courtney dresses so provocatively.

Not sure if any of you have been watching Couples Therapy on VH1, but it’s definitely shedding some light on the world’s most tabloid-covered relationships. 52-year-old Doug Hutchison and his child bride Courtney Stodden were married for a year when they let the reality television therapy cameras into their lives. When they came on the show they swore that their relationship was perfect, and that the only issue was all the attention Courtney gets when she steps outside. Turns out that’s not quite the case; they’ve got a few other twists and turns, including Courtney’s emotional relationship with a guy her age, and Doug’s estrangement from his family.

In what looks like one glorious heaping hot mess of reality bliss, VH1 has rolled out the Supertrailer for their upcoming 2nd season of Couples Therapy. The big get for the show was Doug Hutchison and his teenage bride Courtney Stodden but most of the other participants manage to squeeze out some serious eyewater while going through the on-camera rigors of trying to straighten out their relationships. Get yo’ tissues ready for almost 4 minutes of train wreck joy and a gallery of screen grabs featuring almost everybody, including the doc, crying.

Recently 18-year-old Courtney Stodden, famous for being the child-bride of Doug Hutchison, (she’s also famous for wanting to be famous,) looks like she has had some work done on her face.

Who’s ready for some staged animosity between a blogger and that older dude who married a 16-year-old? No? Well, it’s what I’m working with here so let’s do this. Watch as Doug Hutchison bows up to The Dirty’s Nik Richie after he insults his wife. Train wreckage awaits!

I was actually starting to feel a little bad for age-gapped lovers Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison as month after month passed by without their dream being reached. Then, like manna from reality Heaven, VH1 reached down and gave them the joy they always longed for…

To be cast on a reality TV show.

It looks like teen bride Courtney Stodden is trying to ramp up her musical career again before she becomes 18 and completely voids the scandalous nature of her marriage to Doug Hutchison. She has dropped a new single that for some inexplicable reason has hit the interwebs via FOX News. The song is called “Reality” and it’s about, wait for it, Sex! I know, big shocker *rolls eyes*, as our commenters say. Are you ready for a dancey-dance dose of reality from Courtney? Well it’s waiting for you after the jump anyways.