Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner became parents for the first time less than two years ago, and already they are expanding their family once again. The pair, who married in October 2009, are expecting their second child this fall.

More than one dozen high-profile public figures are allegedly victims to the cyber crime of “doxxing,” TMZ reported yesterday. Beyonce, Jay-Z, Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin are among those who reportedly had social security numbers, credit information, mortgage amounts and more posted on a website.

I’m no sign holdin’ protester kind of guy but if I were I would have to assume that messing up Donald Trump’s infamously coiffed hair via a static balloon would have to be on my top 10 list. And so it was and forever will be with some dude from outside the Scottish Parliament today. See the full and wonderful photo plus a blown up balloon version too (see what I did there).

They normally say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so maybe the Donald thought all the “F bombs” dropped at a speech wouldn’t go beyond the casino walls. That’s not how it works, though, and Starcasm has some of the high rollin’ highlights straight from Trump’s pottymouth, including a side comment about his candidacy that sounds a lot like he’s made up his mind!

It has finally happened: President Barack Obama released his long form certificate of birth from the state of Hawaii. See what’s on it, if it answers any longstanding questions, or simply creates more… and perhaps more important: What does Donald Trump have to say about it?

See the first photo of Vanessa Trump’s baby bump following husband and Celebrity Apprentice advisor Donald Trump Jr’s Twitter announcement that they were happily expecting a third. It looks like granddaddy Trump will have a new baby to kiss during his possible presidential run!

The Gekko and the Don get what little hair they have left trimmed in a barbershop scene from the much-anticipated sequel Wall Street 2. The scenes featuring Hollywood Wall Street veteran Michael Douglas and actual Wall Street veteran Donald Trump were filmed in New York City November 25, 2009.

All hail the new Miss California, Tami Farrell! Click this triangle: . for Tami’s Theme Song! Let’s take a moment to bask in the splentabulushness that is TamFarr. Look at the authentic joy in her face, those all-natural bubbies and girl-next-door demeanor! As this gloriously cornifed image would suggest, I’d be willing to bet she [...]

Sometimes us bloggers get so caught up in being snarky that we forget the gravity of the things we’re making fun of. Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler gave me a wake up call yesterday when she resigned as co-director of the Miss California organization – a sobering reminder that we have too few positive role [...]

In a press conference held earlier today, the head of the Miss Universe pageant Donald Trump said current Miss California Carrie Prejean will keep her Crown. The Don held peace talks between Prejean and Miss California representatives Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, and the two sides have agreed that there is a middle ground in [...]