Deena Nicole Cortese of Jersey Shore, the lowest paid cast member, had one heck of a day on Sunday! She was arrested for “disorderly conduct” in Seaside Heights while filming the sixth season of the hit MTV show. Disorderly is how we like our Jersey Shore cast members but apparently when you’re drunk and roaming the street, it’s frowned upon. In Jersey Shore world, though it’s probably time for a raise!

The Jersey Shore stars’ salaries have always been a topic up for debate. These kids seem to have it made! They get to go on vacation a few times a year and party with friends for a couple months at a time. Most people have to pay for vacations, not the other way around!

In “the sky is still blue” news, Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese was arrested earlier today after Seaside Heights Patrolman Chris Linnel spotted her in the middle of the road looking inebriated and slapping passing cars. Keep reading to see photos and read tweets shared by folks watching as it all went down, and find out how much trouble Deena is in!

MTV producers reportedly sat down with the cast of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights just before filming began on the sixth installment of the popular reality show began and explained that this would be the last season. “An executive producer announced that this season will be the last,” an insider reveals in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. “She stressed to the cast that fans will remember them for this season, not the first, so they should bring their A game.”

Snooki and JWoww are hittin’ the press circuit gearing up for their spin-off show on MTV. The tall and short guidettes have an undeniably entertaining chemistry and they seem to have a bottomless well of reality quote gold. The ladies from down along the shore discussed everything from sexuality, feminism, misconceptions and The Situation’s sexual orientation in a recent interview. In the middle of the fun read Snooki did what Snook-Snook does and dropped a fantabulous quote about her sexual preferences. Read on for a good one from Nicole and find out who JWoww and her gal-palzoni would most like to emulate in regards to their career.

There are a lot of things meatballs don’t get along with, and gravity is certainly one of them. Check out this hilarious clip of Jersey Shore star Deena Nicole Cortese doing her best intoxicated Blunder Woman impression by swinging Mike’s exercise bands around her head before getting wrapped up and face planting into a piece of deck furniture. (Keep reading for the full clip, including the hilarious audio!)

It seems that Jersey Shore star Deena Nicole Cortese has finally gotten over her obsession with Pauly D and found herself a man of her own! Keep reading to see numerous photos of Deena and her cute new man Chris Buckner.

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEENA! She turned 25 today!

Tonight the cast of Jersey Shore makes their triumphant return to television and to Seaside Heights as Snooki, Pauly D, JWoww, The Situation, Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie, and Deena kick off the Season 5 Premiere of MTV’s smash hit reality series. Who ever would have ever thought that those tanned, drunk, half-naked, ridiculously nicknamed Guido and Guidettes gettin’ nasty in a hot tub would go on to become six five of the biggest celebrities on the planet?!?

Starcasm.net started not long before Jersey Shore debuted on MTV, so it was one of the first shows we covered from the very beginning. So, in honor of five seasons of contagious charismatic clubbing and GTL, I though I might compile Starcasm’s Top 5 Jersey Shore Posts Ever highlighting our lengthy and rather intimate (don’t worry – we used virus protection) relationship with the guys and gals of Joisey Shore!

A comedian by the name of Sean Klitzner has what he believes to be irrefutable proof that Jersey Shore is a staged show. Catch his break down of a scene from the most recent season in which it appears clearly evident that a producer of the show instigated a bar fight scene involving Snooki and Deena. Decide for yourself but I have to admit he convinced me!

Other than freakin’ being on the show, the Jersey Shore peeps moonlighting job is primarily to make appearances at nightclubs to get the party started.

Deena Cortese was doing that up in a bar called The Alchemy in New Haven, Connecticut when she went Jersey Devil on a bouncer for moving her backside out of the VIP area. After her paid 2-hour appearance was done said bouncer requested that Cortese make room for actual paying customers and the following video happened: