Thanks to last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show the internet is inundated with scantily clad ladies in impossibly elaborate costumes that still manage to cover nothing more than nipples and nethers. So, I thought a bit of testosteronial affirmative action was in order. Representing all the flawless sexual entities with penises out there, I give you David Arquette on the set of his post-apocalyptic new film, Orion!
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David Arquette has admitted that part of the reason he and Courteney Cox split up after more than a decade of marriage was because she wanted him to grow up. So what does David do just weeks before his divorce is finalized? He goes out and gets a HUGE Wonder Woman tattoo on his chest complete with 62 words of text! KEep reading to see a photo as well as a video clip of David unveiling the Amazonian skin ink on Bethenny Frankel’s talk show!
UDPATE - We tracked down the source for the tattoo (a 12-page Sensation Comics issue from 1948) and included the original panel for comparison!
David Arquette has had quite a week! After being separated for nearly two years, he finally filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, and he finally became a man! At least a man in the eyes of Judaism.
In case you were hoping that you could avoid having to sit through the pretty people drama circus of Bachelor Pad in order to find out who will be performing on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars, you may be in luck! @DWTSGossip has tweeted what looks to be a complete and accurate list of the stars and the dancers for the upcoming season!
The Scream 4 movie premiere was held last night Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, and it brought estranged spouses Courteney Cox and David Arquette together in the same room. Our photo agencies didn’t have any pics of the pair together, but we they were photographed together smiling. Arquette told Radar Online: “We’re best friends, [...]
David Arquette, still in the clutches of a separation from his 11-year marriage with Courteney Cox because she was sick of “mothering” him, hasn’t really done much to change his childish ways. First he hooked up with Jasmine Waltz, a cocktail waitress and aspiring starlet famous for allegedly slapping Lindsay Lohan and hooking up with [...]
An emotionally fragile David Arquette told Howard Stern that problems arose in his marriage with Courtney Cox over their dwindling sexual activity and Courtney no longer wanting to “mother” him. Despite all that and the fact that he has a hot new “conquest” (his word), Jasmine Waltz, David still wants to work things out with [...]
Life & Style magazine has confirmed what has been rumored for some time: Courteney Cox and David Arquette have split up! In a press release issued by the publication it is revealed that Courteney and David have been separated for a couple months and David Arquette has already rebounded with serial celebrity arm candy Jasmine Waltz.
If that name sounds familiar it could be because of an extensive dating resume that includes Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Doug Reinhardt, or it could be because Jasmine, 28, was the waitress that supposedly punched out Lindsay Lohan at LiLo’s birthday celebration at Voyeur in LA! Keep reading to find out exactly why no straight male celebrity can resist doing the Jasmine Waltz!