A rep for A&E as well as Darrell Sheets and auctioneering duo Don and Laura Dotson address recent reports that Darrell and the Dotsons are being cut from the the show.

A&E decided to have a little fun while promoting the current season of their popular reality series Storage Wars, filming a high-budget Hollywood blockbuster style trailer featuring the stars of the show as action/adventure heroes with the clever play-on-words tagline, “Summer Lockbuster: This summer 5 soldiers of fortune battle it out for… stuff!”

But apparently the over-the-top promotion didn’t end with the trailer, there was also a comic book! Keep reading to see the Marvelized versions of Jarrod Schulz, Brandi Passante, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester, auctioneers Dan and Laura Dotson, Barry Weiss, and Barry’s lil fren, Billy the chimpanzee! KRRRRPOW!

Storage Wars is the most popular television series in the history of A&E and the network has shown their appreciation with a Hollywood blockbuster style trailer for the show’s third season, set to premiere June 5th at 10pm/9c. The trailer features cast members Barry Weiss, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester and dynamic duo Brandi Passante and Jarrod Schulz as mercenaries competing for “stuff” with the aid of guns, explosions, a flame thrower, and… a monkey? Keep reading to watch the trailer and check out the two greatest Storage Wars animated gifs of all time!

The Big Apple was transformed into the Big Yuuuuupple Thursday night as the entire cast of the A&E blockbuster reality series Storage Wars were in attendance at the network’s 2012 Upfront presentation held at Lincoln Center. Keep reading for all the great red carpet photos of Barry Weiss, Brandi Passante, Jarrod Schultz, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester, and auctioneers Dan and Laura Dotson!

Find out all about the “wow factor” in Storage Wars star Darrell Sheets’ life, his fiancee Kimber Wuerfel. This blonde beauty is a very successful real estate agent from Orange County with some serious business acumen. Or in other words, a million dollar bill all day long!

Storage Wars star Darrell Sheets reveals that he once found a dead body in an abandoned storage unit! He says police confiscated everything in the locker (of course) and told him it was the body of a woman murdered by her husband. Keep reading for the horrific story as well as another story from another Storage Wars cast member about another dead body found in a unit! (This is some Silence of the Lambs s*** right here!)