Taylor Swift is known to maximize on her break-ups with a hit song or two, but recently, she took things to a whole new level. According to reports, the country singer has made nearly $1 million off her split from Conor Kennedy. So, how did she do it?

23-year-old six-time Grammy Award winning singer Taylor Swift appears to be living a real-life, superstar-studded version of The Bachelorette as she continues to generate a seemingly endless supply of song writing material through a similarly endless string of busted relationships. For those of you new to the world of Taylor’s dating history, we here at Starcasm have taken it upon ourselves to create a detailed timeline of her love life — starting with her freshman year in high school and going all the way up until this week’s split from One Direction’s Harry Styles! We’ve also tossed in a few important Taylor Swift dates that aren’t romance-related so you will have a context for what else was going on in her life at the time. (In case you’re wondering who she was dating when she got disrespected by Kanye West at the MTV Music Awards, for example.)

Prepare for the next break-up song by Taylor Swift. The country crooner and her younger beau, 18-year-old Conor Kennedy have called it quits. Taylor and Conor had first been spotted together in July at the Kennedy family compound in Hyannisport, MA, and after Taylor hit it off with his family, things seemed to be heading in the right direction. Unfortunately, Taylor’s career proved to be too time consuming for these two.

Vicki Kennedy (Victoria Gifford Kennedy) told the media that Taylor Swift and boyfriend Conor Kennedy crashed her daughter’s wedding this weekend. Vicki’s daughter Kyle Kennedy (the daughter of Vicki and the late Michael Kennedy,) married Liam Kerr at Boston’s Fairmont Copley Plaza this past weekend.

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are still going strong. Taylor’s been snapped swimming with Conor and his dad Robert Kennedy, Jr., but that’s not all. She’s also reportedly bought a house in Hyannis Port, Cape Cod, next to the Kennedy Compound ( a six acre stretch of beachfront property the Kennedys own.) Do you think Taylor’s moving too fast?

After announcing her obsession with the American Royal Family, Taylor Swift is officially dating a Kennedy. Not only is she dating one, she will also be receiving a Kennedy award. America’s swan song princess is about to be a Real Kennedy Girl.