Halloween alert: Flying Monkey Puppies! – Buzzfeed Is RobPat quitting Hollywood – PopEater 17 Micheal Jackson costumes creepier than the real thing – COED Keanu Reeves gets cleared of a paternity suit – Busy Bee Khloe K. wants a skinny pregnancy – Amy Grindhouse Cindy Lauper is a Celebrity Apprentice – dlisted Monty Python celebrates [...]

NOTE – Please see updates at the bottom of this post for additional The Fame Monster releases including a collector’s edition and single disc release of just the 8-track Monster disc. The release dates for the single and double disc releases are November 23, the collector’s edition will be available December 15th, 2009. There are [...]

If you have a person on your shopping list that is a little too mature for a Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster or a $95  Homeless Gwen American Girls doll, then you might want to look at getting him or her the third hottest gift of the 2009 Christmas season, a Michelle Obama action figure!

How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but [...]

Department of Justice special agent Danny Santiago testified in Los Angeles on Tuesday that he was told Anna Nicole Smith died of a mixture of drugs she was taking for brain seizures and back pain stemming from the weight of her breast implants. The coroner’s report from March of 2007 states that Smith’s death was [...]

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger supported a law that was passed last year in California making it illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving. It seems his wife didn’t get the memo because Maria Shriver has already been photographed three times breakin’ da law, the latest of which occurred just minutes after Arnold tweeted to [...]

Listen to the full song here! The much-anticipated single from the upcoming Michael Jackson 2-CD release This Is It has leaked a little early! Well, at least part of it anyway. The title track from the collection, “This Is It,” was supposed to be released tonight at midnight, but a 43-second clip has found its [...]

Need some tips to keep the Kardashians straight? Some lucky Herman Melvillian paparazzi were able to capture the great white whale that is the south end of a northbound Kim Kardashian! Or, in layman’s terms, “It’s Kim K booty pics y’all!” The always-lovely Kim stopped to pump some gas Saturday and it turned into another [...]

Danny Devito’s Twitpic “Cat, terracotta, pot, with Troll foot, under umbrella. Beverly Hills California.” – Buzzfeed Will people actually buy Dina Lohan’s shoe line? – PopEater To dispel thin rumors, Tori Spelling announces that she weighs 107 lbs. – Amy Grindhouse The Duggars are expanding! – Busy Bee Miss Plastic Hungary 2009! – Bitten and [...]

It all started with a seemingly innocent joke told by Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien about the city of Newark, New Jersey’s response to the problem of healthcare: “The mayor … wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents’ health. The health-care program would consist of a bus ticket out of Newark” That [...]