One of the highlights from Sunday night’s Primetime Emmy Awards was Jane Lynch’s sketch paying homage to the influence of the state of New Jersey on television over the last few years, something for which her Teresa Giudice inspired alter ego Donatella Alberghetti Mangiana D’Borgia takes credit. Keep reading to watch the original bit and then check out the hilarious outtakes reel that surfaced today featuring tons of one-liners from Jane, The Sopranos‘ Vincent Pastore, and the cast of Jersey Shore! (“Sammi can eat a quarter and crap out two dimes and a nickel.”)

For those of you curious what the 63rd annual EMMY Award red carpet looked like to Kris Humphries, here you go! (They’re actually really cool!)

In further evidence that you shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you make fun of the boss that has you on his awards show, actor Alec Baldwin had a pre-recorded comedy bit meant to air during the opening comedy sequence at the 2011 EMMY Awards nixed by executives at Fox because it made fun of media mogul Rupert Murdoch, who is CEO of News Corp, which owns Fox. In protest the perennial EMMY dandy 30 Rock actor refused to attend tonight’s ceremonies. Keep reading for all the juicy, scandalous details!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kyle Richards was one of the first on the red carpet at the 63rd Annual Emmy Awards tonight, thanks to her gig as style correspondent for The Insider, and just like RHOBH she pulled no punches! But, instead of unleashing on Camille and sister Kim Richards, Kyle unleashed on the world of fashion in a monstrously elegant blue gown.