A month after AMC released a somewhat controversial teaser poster announcing Mad Men would be returning for its fifth season on March 25, the network has now unveiled the official Mad Men Season 5 poster, which is just as slick, complex, and perfectly composed as you would expect from the creators of greatest show about advertising ever! (Well, except for maybe Melrose Place – but that’s completely different!)

Watching Beavis and Butt-Head will never be the same thanks to self-employed special effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick (Sucker Punch, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) who created life-like sculptures of the juvenile cartoonagers for the upcoming art show “Conjoined 2 in 3d; The Sequel” opening at the Copro Gallery on Saturday. If you’re not averse to OMG moments or night terrors, keep reading for the photos! “Heh heh!”

Are you a huge Kelly Osbourne fan and you’re wondering what the perfect Christmas gift for her would be? Too late, her parents already gave it to her! It was an original Mark Ryden lithograph of his painting “Saint Barbie” featuring a Kelly Osbournesque little girl worshiping at the feet of a glowing naked Barbie doll floating on a pink cloud.

If you had $500,000 to burn (we’re looking at you top 1%!) you can spend it on your very own urinal sculpture signed by Lady Gaga!

It’s called Armitage Shanks, made by Nick Knight, and it appeared in her Jo Calderone drag spread in Vogue Japan. Gaga signed it with a quote referencing the most famous art urinal of all: Marcel Duchamps’s 1917 fountain found art piece.

Bravo really missed a golden opportunity when they didn’t cast their own Andy Cohen as one of the contestants on the second season of their popular reality competition Work of Art! This mild-mannered and jovial network producer and host of Watch What Happens: Live! has got some serious museum-quality doodling skillz, and for the first time ever, we’ve assembled a complete collection of his known works!

It’s been a while since I’ve posted about the activities of Danielle Colby Cushman, the tattoolescent star of The History Channel’s popular reality series American Pickers. As it turns out, her hiatus from newsworthy activity was because she has been busy preparing to open up her own shop – right next door to Antique Archaeology! Keep reading for all the details, and of course lots of Danielle photos.

It’s official! Bravo will be bringing back Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, their fine art ode to Project Runway, for a second season! Find out which judge isn’t coming back and meet all 14 new contestants with brief bios and photos of each! Also, watch a preview trailer for the show’s sophomore season which is set to premiere on October 12.

If you’re like me then you probably ask yourself all the time, “Now why is it everyone cares about Kim Kardashian?” And if you’re like me you’re reminded why pretty much any time you see a photo of her. Get reminded once again as Kim literally looks like the girl of your dreams while leaving her home to attend a party in Beverly Hills earlier today.

See what I seriously consider to be the single greatest Jersey Shore photograph ever taken featuring Snooki talking to a begging gypsy woman through a bullhorn in a compositionally perfect representation of the hedonistic and ascetic inclinations of the human condition. Keep reading for my verbose, over-the-top pontification of its many merits. (Oh, and did I mention it’s hilarious?)

The hi jinx continues in Tuscany as the feisty fun-lovin guys and gals of Jersey Shore continue filming season 4 of their reality series on location in Florence, Italy. Up until now our focus has been on the intimidating attire and proportions of JWoww, but newest cast member Deena Nicole Cortese steps into the spotlight today for her eye-popping proportions courtesy to the King of Proportions himself, Michelangelo! (Safe for work with safe for classroom links)