Gerard Butler is a sexually accomplished man-of-the world, and it might take a lot to get him to notice you. Jennifer Aniston worked with him on “The Bounty Hunter,” so she knows if she was gonna get him to cuddle with her on the red carpet at the Golden Globes, she was going to have [...]

The look on Chloe Sevigny’s umbrella holder guy says it all. Chloe Sevigny won a Golden Globe tonight for playing a sour fundamentalist polygamist Mormon who lies and complains all the time on HBO’s Big Love. In movies, she usually plays quiet girls with a seductive mystery, but none of them come close to the [...]

Much to the disappointment of everyone who tuned into the 67th Golden Globes Mariah Carey didn’t get to deliver a boozy speech tonight, but her boobs did manage to make up for it. Nick Canon should have been holding two umbrellas, one for Mariah, and one for her decolletage. She might not have won any [...]

Turns out it wasn’t really rain that was spoiling Chloe Sevigny’s dress, it was God’s tears. And God wasn’t weeping for Haiti, either, he was weeping for NBC, at least according to funnylady Tina Fey. When asked about the rain by an NBC red carpet reporter she replied, “It’s just god crying for NBC.” Fey [...]

Ricky Gervais didn’t hold back with scathing jokes during the 2010 Golden Globes, and most of the jokes fell on an unamused crowd. Among his victims were people that people usually don’t skewer: he referenced Paul McCarthy’s huge divorce settlement and Halle Berry’s Catwoman role (indeed a low point). His best moment was when he [...]

Mo’Nique won the Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Golden Globe for her performance as Mary Lee Johnston in the movie Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire. She gave a long, heartfelt acceptance speech in which she thanked God, her husband and director Lee Daniels among many others. It’s a wonderful, touching tribute that was the perfect kickoff for the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards.

Watch the full speech!

Jon Hamm, who plays Dapper Don Draper on AMC’s Mad Men, showed up at the Golden Globes lookin’ a little hairy! He was escorted by girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt, who was wearing a plain white sheath accented by a black doily and an enormous left breast bow. Hamm (who won a Golden Globe in 2008) was [...]

I would like to thank the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards for making me realize I have an umbrella fetish. There’s just something so aesthetically pleasing about a woman’s shape under the slightly tilted inverted scalloped cup of an umbrella that goes together like Oreos and milk. A perfect example of that was the arrival of the always lovely Penelope Cruz!

The planet’s sexiest nerd Tina Fey decided to abandon the androgynizing pant suit and grace the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards red carpet in an almost cartoonishly girly strapless bell skirt. Speaking as a card-holding member of the Tina Feytish Society, all I have to say is… BLERG YES!

Everyone’s favorite curvaceous 1950s red head from the last ten years Christina Hendricks demonstrated once again why Avatar and women are funner when they’re in three dimensions! As if her own curves weren’t enough, Christina wears a gown with flowing, curving fabric that accentuates her assets without distracting from them. Defying gravity and the fundamentals of architecture the top of the gown is strapless and overflowing. Hendricks would be the top contender for a “Golden Globes” breast reference, but those lovely pale melons are anything but golden. Is there a hip hop term for junk under the hood?