Starcasm Staff

LINKS Colin Kaepernick kneeling on Time, Adam Levine is a dad, ballerinas angry at Kendall Jenner…

Colin Kaepernick Time Magazine cover kneeling

UPROXX – Colin Kaepernick Is Still Kneeling, This Time On The Cover Of Time Magazine DLISTED – Adam Levine Is A Daddy Now REALITY TEA – Kim Zolciak Talks Editing Photos And Why Plastic Surgery Should Empower Women CELEBITCHY – Ballerinas are mad at Kendall Jenner for her dumb Vogue Espana editorial JEZEBEL – Passport […]

LINKS RIP Alexis Arquette, Manzo vs. Manzo, Dr. Luke keeps suing…


DLISTEDAlexis Arquette Has Died

REALITY TEADina Manzo Blasts Caroline Manzo During WWHL; Caroline and Siggy Weigh In On The Teresa, Kathy, And Rosie Situation

CELEBITCHYKaty Perry would collaborate with Taylor Swift “if she says sorry, sure!”

JEZEBELDr. Luke Sues Kesha’s Mom for Libel Again

THE BLEMISHVIDEO Community College Football Player KOs Referee

UPROXXThis Man’s Disney Princess Cosplay Is Better Than Anything At Disneyland

LINKS This week in the tabloids, humorous 9/11 mattress commercial, Yeezy mess at NYFW…

Tabloid covers September 2016

JEZEBELThis Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler

DLISTEDA Mattress Store In Texas Thought It Was A Really Good Idea To Do A 9/11-Themed Ad For Their “Twin Towers” Sale

REALITY TEADance Moms Star Abby Lee Miller Scared By The Possibility Of Jail Time

CELEBITCHYKanye West’s NYFW Yeezy Collection show was a humid, exhausting mess

THE BLEMISHHas Michael Jackson’s Daughter Secretly Married a Pizza Delivery Guy?

UPROXXA 70-Year-Old Man Robbed A Bank For The Sole Purpose Of Staying In Jail Rather Than With His Wife

LINKS Reality TV social media snaps, Lil Wayne retirement, Drakhanna get matching tats…


REALITY TEAReality TV Stars Social Media Snapshots – NeNe Leakes, Terra Jole, Shannon Beador, Nick Viall, Bethenny Frankel, And More

DLISTEDPour Out Some Sizzurp, Lil Wayne Sounds Like He’s Retiring

CELEBITCHYLena Dunham apologizes for ascribing sleazy thoughts to Odell Beckham Jr.

JEZEBELDrake and Rihanna Got Matching Shark Tattoos

THE BLEMISHAriana Grande’s New Song Is Literally About the Soreness After Too Much Sex

UPROXXMatthew McConaughey’s Best Performance Of 2016 Was This Speech He Gave To The Texas Longhorns

Tamra Judge birthday throwback photos

LINKS Tamra’s birthday bash, LiLo’s apology woo, media is #TeamChrisBrown…

REALITY TEAPHOTOS Happy Birthday Tamra Judge!

DLISTEDPamela Anderson Is Really Against Porn Now

CELEBITCHYWhy is everyone going out of their way to discredit Chris Brown’s accuser?

JEZEBELLindsay Lohan Posts Sultry Requests On Instagram for Apology From Ex-Fiancé

THE BLEMISHNaya Rivera’s New Book Calls Out the Cast of Glee, Here’s Some of the Dirt

UPROXXThere Are Incredibly Disturbing Details Coming Out From Derrick Rose’s Gang Rape Trial

LINKS Anthony Weiner still Weinering, Selena Gomez takes time off, RHOC recap…

Anthony Weiner Carlos Danger campaign poster

THE BLEMISHDon’t Worry, Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger) Is Still Sending D!ck Pics

DLISTEDSelena Gomez Is Stepping Away To Deal With Some Lupus Side Effects

REALITY TEAReal Housewives Of Orange County Recap: Shhhh… We’re Creating Memories

CELEBITCHYTaylor Swift showed up for jury duty in Nashville, didn’t make the cut

JEZEBEL10,000 Employees Are Suing Chipotle For Wage Theft

UPROXXA Seemingly Lost Dog That Went Overboard Swam Six Miles Before Facebook Helped Find Her

LINKS Rihanna VMAs speech, #nameyourvagina, Beyoncé Illuminaté…

Rihanna 2016 MTV VMAs

UPROXXWatch Rihanna Honor Her Country (And Not Her Boyfriend) In A Fiery Vanguard Acceptance Speech

DLISTEDI Think Beyoncé Cast Several Illuminati Spells During Her VMAs Performance

REALITY TEACarlton Gebbia Blames Recent Hospitalization On Allergies; Has Separated From Husband

CELEBITCHYDid Beyonce have Taylor Swift “banned” from the MTV VMAs?

JEZEBELJudge Who Rejected Kesha’s Abuse Claims Has Ties to Sony

THE BLEMISH#nameyourvagina Is the Best Thing That’s Ever Happened

LINKS ’90s Paul Rudd Nintendo commercial, Britney Lifetime biopic, faux fast furious feud…

Paul Rudd Nintendo Commercial

UPROXXPaul Rudd’s ’90s Super Nintendo Commercial Is Yet More Proof That He Hasn’t Aged In Decades

DLISTEDBritney Spears Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With Lifetime’s Biopic About Her

REALITY TEAKim Zolciak Reveals The Cosmetic Procedure That She Got To Define Her Jaw

CELEBITCHYLeslie Jones’s iCloud hacked, her personal info, photos posted to her website

JEZEBELThe Funnest Feud of the Year May Just Be Some Stupid PR Stunt, Because Nothing Matters

THE BLEMISHDo Not Play Beyoncé While Banging Mariah Carey