PHOTO "All The Single Ladies" of Teen Mom 2

PHOTO “All The Single Ladies” of Teen Mom 2

May, 02, 2011 | AUTHOR: Asa Hawks; | Related : Beyonce, Chelsea Houska, Humor, Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Leah Messer, Teen Mom 2

With the latest news that Teen Mom 2 stars Kailyn Lowry and Jordan Wenner may be calling it quits, that would mean none of the four girls on the show currently have a steady significant other. So, I was thinking Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry and Jenelle Evans need to get together and film a lip-synched version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” and post it to Youtube! I created the above masterpiece in Photoshop as a preview of what this awesome, awesome, awesome event would look like!

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink [of soda pop] in my cup
I can care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention
Don’t pay him any attention
‘Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

Go ladies! Go ladies! Go ladies!

(I like this even better than the Jenelle Evans “Haters Gonna Hate” animated gif!)

UPDATE - It seems some of you are wondering why Leah is included among the Teen Mom 2 “Single Ladies.” (I thought most everyone knew the sad news.) Online records show Leah and Corey filed for divorce in April and although neither of them have actually confirmed the split (darned MTV contracts!) there has been mounting evidence to indicate they are in fact going separate ways including Leah visiting a family law attorney and moving her stuff out of her and Corey’s house.

UPDATE 2 - I don’t usually make it a habit to react to comments, but I have to say that I can’t believe some folks would take something so fun and innocent as this Photoshopped picture post and use it as a platform to start saying ugly things about the girls’ looks. Relax and enjoy – jeesh. None of the girls are fat! (Oh and BTW, them mommas is good lookin’ yo! Now put your hands up! Oh oh oh oh oh!!)

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Sally

This is really stupid. Leave these poor girls alone.
jalissababe

They should have made their own video it’s just Beyonce’ and crew.
harmony

why is Leah on there when her and Corey are still married?
- Nelson
  
  Chelsea is not that skinny
  - http://n/a retards
    
    you ppl are retarded. Lets so how fat and disgusting you all are..POS GET A LIFE instead of calling other ppl fat.
    - LMAO
      
      OMG you might be one of the idiots who has her fanpage on FB and Twitter. You idiots comment like they are your bffs lmao. Get over it already.
CarmenM.

Leah has already taken off “Married” from her Twitter profile. but from what ive read on the Teen Mom fanpage about what Corey has done to her then im glad they got a divorce! She deserves better
- nunya
  
  I went on the FB page n didnt see nething.
  
  Were they saying anything new other than the truck and money stuff?
carmen

aww typical selfish and dumb teen moms. plus, no man around their age wants a chick with a kid.
- mirissavandusen.
  
  ‘did you watch when jennelle asked kafhier if he would date her if she did have a kid & he said yees… not all guys are like that … if the guy really likes someone & she has a kid, it dont mean nothing.. it didnt stop them from dating. :$
  - nunya
    
    I wouldn’t use Keifer as a source.
    
    But yes, guys are more forgiving than girls in that department.
- TJSPLBrat
  
  I had my son about a month before I turned 19 and me and his dad divorced when he was 18 months old. After that I dated 1 guy for 6 months and 1 for a year and NEVER had a problem finding a guy who even cared or had a problem with me having a kid. Then 4 years ago I met the most wonderful man alive who is now my husband of 3 years. My son is almost 8 years old now and me and my husband also have a beautiful 4 month old baby girl as well. Maybe it’s just me, but I never saw this issue people talk about where guys apparently don’t want a girl with a kid, or maybe I just wasn’t looking in the wrong places…
http://starcasm Nelson munz

chelsea is fatter than that
duh

Lol. Of course they are ”fatter” than that. Those aren’t their actual bodies, it’s just their faces pasted on duhh. However,Chelsea and Kail would both look good if they were actually slim like that.
LOL

Like Chelsea is that skinny. That bitch is f**king fat, short and stumpy. EW
tab

wow. i can’t believe y’all are making comments about their weight. seriously. grow up.
- LMAO
  
  seriously STFU who cares what other people say they are entitled to their own opinion.
Kail

If you don’t like us, don’t watch us on tv or be absorbed in our business so much that you’re making such ignorant comments.

You talk all this crap but you’re not better than us by doing that.

Yeah, we’re young… we make mistakes and we’re confused about relationships but that doesn’t mean we’re terrible people…
- Lupi
  
  Kail don’t mind them. They are horrible people who just want the attention you girls are getting. Only you girls are doing it for a good cause. Don’t let them get to you. It takes a lot more doing what you ladies are doing for your kids. I wasn’t a teen mom but I it was hard for me I can just imagine how hard it is for you.
- TJSPLBrat
  
  If I were you I wouldn’t even waste my time replying to losers who like to talk about what you do or even how you look. My bet is that MOST people who criticize your girls’ looks or your parenting skills aren’t even parents themselves. I’ve found in the 8 years I have been a mother that the people who usually want to tell you how you should parent your child are those without kids… Everyone’s a critic. You’re doing a great job as a mom (and so are Leah and Chelsea, for what it’s worth). Hold your head high. You’re not fat and you look great. MOST women who have had a kid don’t look like any of you girls so the heck with them.
B

yea i can’t believe how you guys will say bad things like them being fat. seriously do people never learn from the mistakes of others, that is just like cyber-bullying. you are putting others down and making fun of them. they are not fat.
Judgemental

You guys are all the most judgemental people I’ve ever seen.
1. Just because a girl has a baby doesn’t mean she’ll never find a man to love her. I was 17 with 2 kids when me and my fiance got together and now we have another baby.

2. They’re bodies may not be perfect but they have the most amazing gift anyone can have and thats a child that will love them regaurdless of how they look.

3. These girls are strong not selfish, in my opinion, God doesn’t make mistakes. So obviously these babies were supposed to be here.

4. F**K OFF!
WOW LIES!!!!!

Why are y’all disrespecting chelsea she happens to be very gorgeous. Beautiful inside and out! And she’s a great mom. I don’t see any fat on that girl. She may be thick but guys like that and she looks amazing for having a baby. I only wish I could be half that pretty even on her bad days she has looked amazing. Grow up and stop hating. Y’all are just jealous.
inwonderland

lol at this. They’ve all had children. I’m sure your body’s would not look that good after you have kids.

Furthermore, none of them are fat and that is the type of attitude that really hurts people. Way to ruin a fun post.
nunya

They are not fat… Kail is actually pretty slim… and Chelsea looks like any another girl you see out and about.

They are young and still trying to be comfortable within their own bodies…way to up their self esteem while trying to make yourself feel better.
Sara

I am completely disgusted by the comments I’ve been reading on this page…GROW THE H UP!! You look like f**king chiwawawas, good for nothing except to bark and growl at people! I can’t believe you would sink that low!!
http://starcasm me

Sorry chelsea i didn’t mean to say u were fat…I’m sorry
http://starcasm me

Please forgive, it was a mean thing to say…I didn’t really mean it..you are NOT Fat
J

why do you guys feel the need to get on here all call them Fat? They are ALL tying hard to be good mothers, and the LAST thing they need is to see people calling them fat! All The girls in Teen mom 2 are beautiful.
Vanessa

Kailyn why do you feel the need to come on to all the gossip sites and make comments about what people think of you and the other teen mom. It’s never Leah or Chelsea or even maci you have your life on national television people are going to have positives and negative things to say about you. Deal with it and stop attacking other people for their opionions at the end of day no one on these message boards are putting food on your tables or paying your rent So why do you care so much about what others are saying about you or the other girls you guys choose to be on national television there will be people who have their own opinion about you and the others girls .
bellasmomma1207

Have some respect for these woman exposing their lives on tv to help show other how hard it is to be a mother, let alone a teenager. Im 23 years old and just had my 1st child, I finished school and have been living with my fiance for 4 years. Do you think its any easier for us, I cant imagine doing this when I was 16. I admire them for there courage and strenght when situations go sour for them. No one is perfect yet these mother still move forward for their children not for anyone to judge them. F*ck anyone who thinks their fat or less than perfect woman. God makes everyone with love & purpose and Their purpose is to show america how difficult the situation is when you decided to have unprotected sex. Dont you remember there was a time when people would send their daughters away or shun them from the family. My stepmother was a teen mom and She raised two beautiful smart children while graduating top of her college to become a teacher. Kail, Chelsea and Leah keep being the woman you are and you will be headed somewhere amazing!! ps. that picture is pretty awesome I think!! Single ladies!!
shantellmc

wow! its people like you guys who make fun of girls weight that make people insacure they are beautiful and had babys deal with it when either you have kids or your gfs have kids its gunna happen its life deal with it they are all beautiful girls and if kail and god made curves for a reason so that grils didnt look like boys so grow up!