Lindsay Lohan and her sideboob made milkshakes Thursday night during a PR stunt at Millions of Milkshakes. In the video below I’m really creeped out by the carnie guy yelling “Lindsay Lohan’s making millions . . . of milkshakes” to introduce her. Lindsay, when the guy who’s usually convincing 13-year-olds to spend another five dollars to try to win an oversized stuffed Snoopy in an abandoned K-Mart parking lot is making fun of you, it’s time to re-evaluate your life plan.

~ Carrie Glass

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