This guy used to peel bananas just like I and the rest of the stupid human population do, but then his brilliant friend Britney taught him “The way of the monkeys.” He hasn’t been the same since, and neither will you.

Ohhhhh!!!!! I’ve seen illustrations of bananas lookin’ like this, but never in real life! Thank you Britney and Britney’s friend.

I thought he was trying to conceal his identity because the monkeys may come after him for revealing their secrets, but at the end his risks his own personal safety by giving us a glimpse of parts his face while he closes it with this zen-like line: “My whole adult life I never knew the right way to peel a banana. And now you do too.”