It wasn’t that long ago that I expressed my unhealthy affection/attraction to television hostess and reporter Maria Menounos in fawning, photo-packed profile post. Needless to say, my jaw dropped to the floor when I saw these photos of Maria frolicking innocently in the Atlantic Ocean completely unaware of a tectonic shift in the bottom half of her bikini which left her WomeouNo-No fully exposed! (Clicking these edited images will take you to the super-sized unedited versions that are VERY Not SFW)
My thoughts fluctuated from schoolboy euphoria to a more mature sympathy for this most unfortunate wardrobe malfunction for someone I adore soooo much. But alas, I am a celebrity blogger and Maria Menounos is a celebrity with her vuh-jay-jay hanging out so I have give in to my career obligations and post these.
Studying these photos closely I have reached this conclusion: Maria’s bikini sucked. I understand that it got twisted around and that was something she should have noticed, but in that top picture it is sagging where it should never be sagging! I’m thinking Maria Menounos may have a winnable lawsuit here! Let’s take another look at her defective (and not defective) merchandise:
On behalf of Maria I encourage you to draw your attention away from the light and try to imagine what these photos would have been like sans the hoo-hoo blowout. To help your imagination here are a couple PG-rated shots from Maria’s day at the beach in Miami December 31, 2010:
Isn’t Maria awesome?!? Hello? Hey! Quit looking up there! Show Maria some respect!
To find out everything you need to know about the awesomeness that is Maria Menounos CLICK HERE for my previous profile post!
And if you really want to help Maria feel better about flashing her cookie, then hop over to amazon and order a copy of her brand new book The EveryGirl’s Guide to Life! Here’s the description from the publisher:
“Raised by working class immigrant parents and exposed to Hollywood’s most elite experts in every field, Maria Menounos shares her tips and secrets with the EveryGirl, on Everything: her systems to organize life, manage time and ascend the ladder of success, her lazy woman’s workout, her method to lose weight (how she lost 40 lbs and kept it off) and her guide to being your own stylist (how to do hair, makeup and fashion as if you had a team of stylists). The EveryGirl’s Guide to Life includes Maria’s personal experiences, photos from her life and red carpet journey as well as the various mantras, mottos and philosophies she’s adapted from the world’s most successful women. Maria gives advice on health, career, relationships, renovations, recreation and so much more. From your carpet to the red carpet, she teaches the EveryGirl, on the “every salary,” how to groom herself like the stars, how to live a healthier and happier life and how to set herself up for success.”
And in case you had your doubts about it, here’s what the irreproachable Kim Kardashian had to say about the book:
“One stop shopping! Maria shows us girls how to successfully juggle it all while looking fabulous. I love her lazy woman workout and yummy recipes!”