PHOTOS Maria Menounos bikini wardrobe malfunction

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It wasn’t that long ago that I expressed my unhealthy affection/attraction to television hostess and reporter Maria Menounos in fawning, photo-packed profile post. Needless to say, my jaw dropped to the floor when I saw these photos of Maria frolicking innocently in the Atlantic Ocean completely unaware of a tectonic shift in the bottom half of her bikini which left her WomeouNo-No fully exposed! (Clicking these edited images will take you to the super-sized unedited versions that are VERY Not SFW)

My thoughts fluctuated from schoolboy euphoria to a more mature sympathy for this most unfortunate wardrobe malfunction for someone I adore soooo much. But alas, I am a celebrity blogger and Maria Menounos is a celebrity with her vuh-jay-jay hanging out so I have give in to my career obligations and post these.


Studying these photos closely I have reached this conclusion: Maria’s bikini sucked. I understand that it got twisted around and that was something she should have noticed, but in that top picture it is sagging where it should never be sagging! I’m thinking Maria Menounos may have a winnable lawsuit here! Let’s take another look at her defective (and not defective) merchandise:

On behalf of Maria I encourage you to draw your attention away from the light and try to imagine what these photos would have been like sans the hoo-hoo blowout. To help your imagination here are a couple PG-rated shots from Maria’s day at the beach in Miami December 31, 2010:

Maria Menounos bikini photo

Maria Menounos models a sexy black bikini

Isn’t Maria awesome?!? Hello? Hey! Quit looking up there! Show Maria some respect!

To find out everything you need to know about the awesomeness that is Maria Menounos CLICK HERE for my previous profile post!

And if you really want to help Maria feel better about flashing her cookie, then hop over to amazon and order a copy of her brand new book The EveryGirl’s Guide to Life! Here’s the description from the publisher:

Maria Menounos Everygirls Guide To Life book cover“Raised by working class immigrant parents and exposed to Hollywood’s most elite experts in every field, Maria Menounos shares her tips and secrets with the EveryGirl, on Everything: her systems to organize life, manage time and ascend the ladder of success, her lazy woman’s workout, her method to lose weight (how she lost 40 lbs and kept it off) and her guide to being your own stylist (how to do hair, makeup and fashion as if you had a team of stylists). The EveryGirl’s Guide to Life includes Maria’s personal experiences, photos from her life and red carpet journey as well as the various mantras, mottos and philosophies she’s adapted from the world’s most successful women. Maria gives advice on health, career, relationships, renovations, recreation and so much more. From your carpet to the red carpet, she teaches the EveryGirl, on the “every salary,” how to groom herself like the stars, how to live a healthier and happier life and how to set herself up for success.”

And in case you had your doubts about it, here’s what the irreproachable Kim Kardashian had to say about the book:

“One stop shopping! Maria shows us girls how to successfully juggle it all while looking fabulous. I love her lazy woman workout and yummy recipes!”




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  • katy

    I hate Maria Menounos. I saw an awards show interview with America Ferrera right after she won for Ugly Betty, and Maria was very rude. Clearly jealous of America’s success as an actress. Maria actually said something America must have been suprised over being cast/winning an emmy. Very rude.

  • larry

    She’s gorgeous, and a good sport too. I’m sure she’s laughing about these pics, though probably thinking how unfair it is that there’s a whole industry making money off this. But then again, I’d never heard of her, and now I’m a fan, so it can be to her advantage. I don’t know what happened with America Ferrara, but I know it’s easy to say a line or two that seems to impute something not actually intended, so don’t judge her on one line in one interview, that’s very unfair. She doesn’t look like a mean girl. At all.

  • Jack Mehoffer

    Maria was just on the Howard Stern Show and it seems to me she is way less concerned about these photos than she is about her personal life. Her boyfriend was also on the show and the details that Howard got out of them was amazing. Another great interview by the King Of All Media. Show date April 14, 2011.

  • Oscar Harper

    just heard her talking about this on Howard Stern

    • sue

      Yup my point exactly. Talking and talking about it. Of course! That’s why she did it. She’s not dumb.

  • sue

    Hmmm. No, not buying it. I’m a woman. I know what it is like to be in the cold ocean, have a wet vageegee and then get into the cold air – you FEEEEEL it.
    Unless she has Botoxed her privates for some odd reason – which I don’t want to even guess at – she has tons of nerve endings — if she has not shaved, the wind blows the hair and she feels it. If she’s bare down there, even more reason to feel it. Nope, not buying it. Maybe an unconscious grab for media attention but definitely a grab. Sad.

    • miami

      miami beach is not cold…

    • Dan

      If she wanted the attention, why wouldn’t she just do playboy and get paid for it.

    • Turbo Diesel

      I think Sue just wishes she looked as good as Maria, and had the guts to let it all hang out – LOL! Are we jealous honey? Seriously though, I doubt this little “show” was intended. Remember, the Paparazzi is always snapping pics of people, always trying to get that “money shot”, following celebrity type people all around day and night. You can bet the guy that got these pics got a ton of cash for them.

  • yuki

    Hallo Maria,…I hope you caming soon to Indonesia,..thx

  • cordova

    promosi sih promosi,..tapi tidak nyebar gambar seperti ini

  • Mike

    Hottest little tummy ever. Not a bad vag either.

  • Cosmo

    Besides malfunctioning, it just looked downright painful. OUCH

  • Ralph

    I’d slap my nuts on her chin.

  • mike

    Looks she has an outie, nice meat curtains. 😉

  • yuki

    hai hai

  • Jutnar

    Bet she’s nice and tight. I’d wrap those curtains around my manpole.

  • Sprmcandy

    WoW, what a HOT killer body !!

  • Turbo Diesel

    Man, I’d sure love to get with Maria. What a smokin’ hot bod for a 32 year old! (I know she’s 33 now, but these pics were taken back on 12/31/10.) To see here in a current 2012 SuperBowl XLVI “NY Giants” bikini in NYC, check out this link:

    Nice shaved vag sweetheart! Looks to be well stretched, hangin’ all out there in the surf. Her boyfriend is a lucky man! Now let’s see yer tits – LOL! But seriously, I’d bet this babe will pose in Playboy sooner or later since she ain’t gettin’ any younger. We’re all hopeful!

  • http://n/a Sunil Yniguez

    looking so hot muhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa


    tuna is why im glad to be a man. its so good peace.

    • Lizzy Bohorquez

      Don’t get it.