According to an Australian tab rag, not only are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson involved in a steamy, obsessive romance, but they are also expecting a little one. This issue of Newsweekly also proclaims that Michael Jackson might have been murdered, Britney will get married soon, and Jen’s still all weepy over Brad. Those things could be plausible, and there is a possibility that those two unkempt tussled little ragamuffins might not have used protection when they frolicked together passionately in the enchanted woods.
They also have a pic of Kristen busting out of her pants claiming that she’s sporting a baby bump, but that could have just been bloat from too many munchies during her “relaxation times.” Besides, what with plans for filming all one million of the Twilight Saga within the next year there’s no time in the schedule for procreating. Even if there is no little TwiBaby in the next year to make money for the paps and make fangirls become teen mothers, there is still a strong possibility that RobPat and KriStew might actually be romancing a bit on the side.
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