Former playmate Kendra Wilkinson tied the knot with Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett on Saturday. The union drew interest from biologists because it marks the first time a bunny and an eagle have mated. The union drew even more interest from biologists because researching Kendra marks the first time most biologists have seen images of female breasts.
Here’s a video of the nuptials:
And here’s a photo of Kendra and her brother walking down the aisle:
(See the rest of this photoshoot over at The Superficial)
The event was actually an old school shotgun wedding as Kendra announced a few weeks ago the couple is expecting their first child. As a wedding gift I would like to offer the newlyweds the perfect baby name. It’s a nice, Christian name that pays subtle tribute to Kendra’s bunny past. You ready?
Easter.
Yup, Easter! How perfect is that? “Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you – Easter Baskett.” (Hee hee) (Eggsellent!)
****UPDATE 7/2/09 – People MAgazine has some photos from the wedding, and I have to say that I wasn’t that far off!
I did have to flip the photo left to right, otherwise pretty similar, no? Check out the rest of the images over at People!
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i think you are so awsom kendra i love you like you make me lough so much eveyone say that i act just like you ha i dont think so but ppl think anyways ugh ya love you
um, that’s not hank.. that’s her brother colin.
I’m busted! Thanks BusyBee! I did the drawing first and then wrote the post assuming I would be able to find a usable image of the couple for the “centerfold” gag, but the best I could find was Kendra and her brother. Of course, I forgot to go back and change the text. (The photo was a double bummer because Hank wore white – like in the drawing – but her brother Colin was in a dark suit, so Sam the Eagle looks like he’s wearing the wrong tux!) This celebrity blogging ain’t simple stuff! BusyBee knows what I’m talking about!
As a native Philadelphian I should probably be offended by the Sam the Eagle up there…but I’m not…and, as for the Trix rabbit, I might call it sexist, except the facial expression actually seems a tad more intelligent-looking than that normally seen on Kendra…
So it’s all good…
No reason to be upset Yoga! Sam the Eagle is mighty darn cool in my book, and would probably make for a pretty good linebacker – though he does look a bit slow. But stay tuned because I’m a Redskins fan (painful to admit) so I’m sure I actually will offend you in some manner eventually, though the Eagles are behind Dallas and the Giants on my hit list. (I’ve already tackled Plaxico and Romo!)