UPDATE 6/26/09 – Tila Tequila has continued her anti-Perez Hilton movement, this time enraged that Perez mocked reports Michael Jackson had been taken to a hospital for cardiac arrest. In addition to an avalanche of tweets, Tila has also posted a blog summarizing her disgust with Hilton in part one and her admiration for Michael Jackson in part two. She prefaced the blog entry with this tweet: “dude…after my blog post @perezhilton will be forever finished!” Click here to read the blog entry and find out how you can get on the Tila-inspired Perez hate train!

Perez Hilton has really stepped in it this time. Not only has he offended the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation with his hateful and derogatory use of the term f*ggot in an altercation with Black Eyed Peas member Will.I.Am at the Much Music Awards, but the former Queen of all Media has unleashed the rage of the Queen of Social Networking Tila Tequila!

Apparently tired of constant derision from Perez and smelling blood in the water, Tila unleashed a twitter tirade for the ages! Here are her tweets from last night, edited for my younger readers by yours truly. (Easy to translate – I just substituted “smurf” for the f-word and “fairy” for the other f-word)

oh yea…Perez deleted all of his posts about me off of his website….when I linked it up earlier…LOLLL…hes stalking my page. BYE BYE!

Anyway, I stay focused and keep love in my heart. That’s why I got LEGIT people co-signing for me. It’s a wrap! http://tinyurl.com/m62v67

Dont get it twisted, I may joke around a lot on twitter and have fun, but when it comes to fighting for my beliefs, I am no joke! I go hard!

and oh yea…he called me a “WH*RE” when I was actually doing that for BREAST CANCER CHARITY! MY BFF has breast cancer http://bit.ly/6Bqzy

IT IS MY BUSINESS! @iamtherealwill is my friend and I’m standing up for ALL OTHER CELEBS that P-B*TCHY has bashed on! SO IT IS ALL OUR BIZ!

RT @AngeliqueBates @officialTila 2b honest if it wasnt 4 U riding 4 @iamtherealwill I think people woulda turned a cheek. Your a true friend

BOOOOOO HOOOOOOO CRY us ALL A SMURFING RIVER YOU SMURFING JOKE! @PerezHilton U have smurfed with the WRONG CREW! I got FERGIE’s BACK 2 B*TCH!

ha @PerezHilton Now u change your story…you’re “HUMAN?” now??? But your excuse used to be “IM A BLOGGER, THATS MY JOB!” make up your mind!

Everyone go call @PerezHilton a SMURFING FAIRY N see how he feels about that! How u gonna call @iamtherealwill that? GLAAD WAITIN 4 APOLOGY

and to @NOH8CAMPAIGN I love you guys, and have promoted this campaign with @UncleRush but I had 2 unfollow you now for having @PerezHilton

Mario @perezhilton what if I called you a SMURFING FAIRY???? Is that wrong???? Wait, its OK as long as I dont punch you right? U SMURFIN TOOL

Perez Is GOING DOWN! It’s about time! He is mean to people and says hurtful things 247 and now he knows HOW IT FEELS! BOO HOO B*TCH!

See? Now Perez is trying to switch his story around. WHAT A TOOL! He bashes people all day long, hurts people, now hes the one crying. KARMA

@NOH8Campaign U guys should take Perez Off your campaign. Its making everyone look bad. GLAAD is waiting for him 2 apologize for his slander (in reply to NOH8Campaign)

@YourBoyCeleb Smurf yea! FIYA! (in reply to YourBoyCeleb)

@inyourvan wow….jealous and racist much?(in reply to inyourvan)

Perez Hilton just made MISS CALIFORNIA look like a SAINT! hahahaha! Representatives for GLAAD is ashamed of him and demands APOLOGY! DAMN!

Everyone should tell @NOH8CAMPAIGN to TAKE Perez Hilton off the campaign! He is an EMBARASSMENT! GLAAD IS WAITING FOR HIS APOLOGY! Team WILL

Tila Army got ya back! Yessssir!!! @iamtherealwill Smurf Perez Hilton! GLAAD is after his ass too! And i’m da only 1 u follow! I feel Special

YAY! My best friend Will.I.Am is online! I LOVE U WILL! TILA ARMY GOT YOUR BACK FOR LIFE! WE LOVE U BABY! Follow WIll.I.Am @iamtherealwill

Not to be outdone, fellow twitteroyalty John Mayer piled on Perez as well. It was a rare opportunity for John to make fun of a bigger douche than he is, and he is remarkably successful at it!

@perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend. 12:43 AM Jun 23rd

@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.” 11:48 PM Jun 22nd

@PerezHilton Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face. 11:47 PM Jun 22nd

@perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed. 12:21 PM Jun 22nd

Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene? 5:29 AM Jun 22nd

I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him. 5:06 AM Jun 22nd

That’s pretty funny stuff! Perez Hilton’s “video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.” Hee hee! I’m reminded of that perfect line from Flannery O’Connor’s A Good Man Is Hard To Find: “She would of been a good woman, if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.” John Mayer wouldn’t be a big douchebag if it had been somebody there that was a bigger douchebag every minute of his life.

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As Tila mentions in her tweets, Perez has deleted the Tila posts from his blog. (I think perezhilton.com is officially turning into a baby blog) Luckily for all of you, I collect Perez Hilton Tila Tequila blog posts! (I have nearly a complete set tucked away in protective plastic sleeves in cardboard boxes under my bed) Here are a couple of my most collectible in near mint condition: