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Illy the Cat

It’s ILLY! This blood-thirsty feline beast lies in wait for unsuspecting extremities to poke through her mail slot of doom, then she unleashes her razor-like claws and… scratches them a little bit!

Sound anti-climactic? Tell that to the British postal service, who delivered the following letter to Illy’s owners Kenneth Ridge, 65, and his son Bradley, 30:

‘I am writing to let you know that, on the 6th of June , our postman was attacked by your animal in your premises while delivering mail to your address.

‘Animal attacks are a major cause of injury to Royal Mail staff and so I am writing to seek your co-operation in preventing a repeat of this unfortunate incident.

‘I must advise you that, if any further incidents of this nature are allowed to take place, I shall have no alternative other than to consider suspending the delivery of mail to your home.’

In defense of his ferocious furball, grocer Kenneth Green tells the Daily Mail, “Illy is a kitten, she’s very small and friendly and was just playing.” He adds, “Reading this letter you’d think I had a rottweiler at home, it really was ridiculous.”

Here are a couple more sinister shots of Illy:

Illy the CatIlly the Postman Attacking Cat(Photos: The Daily Mail)

Just goes to show that you should be careful where you stick your extremities!
(Insert pussy reference here)


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