UK model Louise Glover put Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams to shame by emphasizing her middle finger “Top Model-style” outside the Jalouse nightclub in London November 19. Dressed in a short blue-green reptilian print dress, Louise re-enacted Madonna’s “Vogue” video entirely with the most famous of obscene finger gestures, culminating with a graceful and elegantly executed behind-the-back “lunar eclipse” flip – one of the rarest and most beautiful gestures in the sport of bird flipping!
This year’s Christmas is gonna be a little different, and it’s not just because people will be getting fewer and less expensive presents. Two big traditions are going out the door! The first is kind of a big deal, and could mean extra work for parents: this year letters to Santa will go unanswered. The [...]
Kim Kardashian denies plastic surgery rumors – I’m Not Obsessed
Do that Christian Side Hug! [VIDEO] – Buzzfeed
New Moon weekend alternatives – popeater
Funny or Die Carrie Prejean Sex Tape – Backseat Cuddler
David Walliams promotes Mr. Stink – Accidental Sexiness
James Van Der Beek files for divorce – Amy Grindhouse
Demi Moore challenged to reveal unphotoshopped “W” magazine cover – Bumpshack
Oprah explains her controversial decision to end her popular talk show in 2011.
It’s that time of year when scantily clad women transition from swimwear to lingerie – from the beach to the boudoir – from Sports Illustrated to Victoria’s Secret. And since we are the CNN of scantily clad women, I proudly present our in-depth coverage of the latest lack of coverage: The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion [...]
Paris Hilton was at the Thompson Hotel in Beverly Hills Tuesday for the launch of her new hair styling tools “The Celebrity Styler” and “The Ultimate Brush.” So for all you parents and boyfriends out there with daughters and girlfriends that haven’t quite reached their ho-tential, your Christmas shopping is done!
Our second installment of the lamest of the lame that our celebrity photography services have to offer is not only one of the millions of uninteresting airport photos, but it’s an uninteresting airport photo of a celebrity’s luggage. I’m the first one to get excited looking at an attractive woman’s junk in the trunk, but [...]
You might think this is one of my many silly Photoshop posts, but that’s actually Angela Simmons and that actually is the word “YES” in all capital letters spelled out across her bum. In hip hop fashion I believe this is called a “badonkadon’t.” Don’t know who Angela Simmons is? Don’t feel bad – I didn’t either when I first saw that purple gluteus maxi-yes. So I googled her…
They should change the name of the show from Real Housewives to Real Estate, because Housewives in every city seem to be up in their necks in foreclosures, short sales, and loan modifications. Here’s detailed pictures of the O.C. crib Tamra and Simon Barney are having to short sell because they can’t make the house [...]
In Carmen Electra’s sexy “leaked” video she writhes around in a red bra and black undies and kisses on another woman. She also unzips some dudes trouser’s towards the end for an added yawn factor. There’s absolutely no nudity or sex, it’s just three minutes of bored foreplayish antics.
If she was doing this for a [...]
Jim Carrey took to twitter to announced that his daughter, Jane Carrey, married her boyfriend Alex Santana a few days ago. The 22-year-old Jane has a band “The Jane Carrey Band” and is expecting a son with Alex. Jim tweeted:
“My Jane is a married woman. Days ago her and my new son in law Alex [...]
Tila Tequila gets naked and rants for hours, sounds like an average day for Tila Tequila.
Real or just more wrestling theatrics?
Do you have a hard-to-shop-for movie buff on your Christmas shopping list? Do you have $250,000 to spend? Then Christie’s has exactly what you’re looking for!
As part of their Vintage Film Posters and Film Memorabilia auction the London-based auction house is offering the Willis O’Brien-designed King Kong armature skeleton used for the famous climactic Empire [...]
In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!
Though you may be hearing differently from other news sites, we have proof that Jamie Lynn Spears is indeed pregnant! One of our paper-azzi is trained in medical ultrasonography and was able to snap a sonogram of Britney’s lil’ sis outside of a Wal-Mart! We can’t tell what sex it is but you can see the little Spears there in the back towards the top of the image. Amazing!
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Wow, that’s a hell of a sonogrammer-sonographer-sonogramopherist-hell of a picture you got there anyway.