I’m from NY and those women will do ANYTHING to be included in all this crap. They’re included becauase it’s a SHOW and others want the publicity. 2. you’re not TV stars you’re overly injected housewives (and like no housewives I’ve ever met in my life and not in a good way).

Jill: you’re an uptight jew who marries for money – all we see you do is spend money and little else. However you are, just like ALL your counterparts from any state – spoiled, big mouthed and STILL ACTING LIKE YOU’RE ALL IN HIGH SCHOOL.

My Gosh- the drama the gossip – seriously you are all the ‘mean girls’ and you ALL talk about each other behind your backs. So I’m tired of the “I’ve got your back” and the “I’ve NEVER talked about you” – Jill you talk about EVERYONE.

Countless: do you not yet understand that this ‘title’ doesn’t mean anything – come with ANY privileges and doesn’t really ‘exist’ except in you’re want to be the top gal crap. You’re not even invited to the fashion shows etc., and you go on someone elses’ ticket.

Bethany is a desperate, desperate woman who like Jill just wants to marry another rich Jewish guy. You are the most annoying with your b**ching and desperate need for attention that you will start arguments in the most inappropriate places. LET IT GO. You are nobody and all you want is your face and name everywhere and want everyone to be skinny – you are one of those people that everyone should RUN FROM – because YOU grew up with body issues and problems doesn’t mean that you should encourage being skinny so these unexpected readers/watchers – especially anyone younger – will want to be like you – why I don’t know but your always b**ching, always complaining, talking about EVERYONE and your new ‘boyfriend’ won’t last- doesn’t seem like he’s into the drama. IF he does last? It won’t for long he rolls his eyes and doesn’t like your behavior will get on his last nerve too. Go to a sperm bank.

Ramona – at your age – yes you’re in great shape for your age – but cover it up –

Bensimone – yo’re nothing but another one of a zillion ‘ ex-models, who is merely riding on your ex husbands name.
Playboy issue:
You all think there is no difference between one person on the internet with photos but posting naked for Playboy considering it to be the ultimate “confirmation of how beautiful you are” shows your desperation. COVER UP – you’ve got a body like a BOY and an attitude like a 12 year old. Just because it’s Playboy doesn’t mean you’re still not showing your cookies everywhere even more so that your children and others have to deal with it. And you’d encourage your girls to do it if they ‘want’. You will probably encourage it – it’s still naked, men are making sticky with the pages seriously get a grip – no diff between online, Playboy or anything else. And doing it at 41. First of all you look OLDER THAN THAT – and great women much older have posed and this does NOT make you a beauty icon it makes you a model who will take it all off for attention. You’re still a wh**e who THINKS she’s all that – go jog in the park and put some clothes and a bra ON.

Ramona – well the ‘crazy eyes comment’ is very rude – your eyes do bug out when you’re staring etc. but come on we all have things like that. You also are the instigator in many things but definitely nowhere near your counterparts. Your husband however needs to learn tact and how to be appropriate. He’s not funny, he’s a jerk (on TV at least) and is ‘one of the girls’. The other husbands or whomever don’t get themselves literally IN the girls drama like he does like a 12 year old girl – check is gay status because only a gay man would want to be involved in all that and he’s the only one that does.

Alex: WHY she is on this show I don’t know. She and her husband are SO pretentious. Her opening line of how “some people status is important” you are delusional – YOU ARE wannabes who spend money on ridicuolous fashion etc. Definitely physically the UGLIEST people on TV with pretention laughs and attitudes. And yes your sons crawling up someone at the boat? If your little messy brat ever did that to me, he would have accidentally slipped into the water. Your ‘parenting book’ is a joke. Your either working or out with the tv show and putting your kids in this – oy. therapy here they come! But in terms of looks – FUGLY unattractive – get your teeth fixed and the stick out of your a$$.

NJ Danielle: hon don’t defend yourself to these classless woman. You’re better than that. Don’t make it worse by fueling their fire – but don’t let them kick you around.

Oh just a midway – the plastic surgeries – you’re all had so much who are you? I’m older than EVERY one of you on every show and I without a knife needle or anything: wash face, lotion and little makeup and I look like I’m younger than 30 (still get cast in roles etc. for women in their late 20’s and no older than 30 and I just turned 48 and don’t look a day older than 30 and yet up comes my 30th HS reunion. You all lack maturity, class and you’re supposed to ‘represent’ the housewives of wherever? Good one. I’m single and if I got cast in a show like that they’d provide the parties the ‘right’ image etc. for the show. But for me they wouldn’t have to do much.

HW of NJ: again you are all in HS but you are a bullying Italian Mafioso type family – I’m Italian and you make all Italian American women – well you’re an EMBARRASSMENT! Big mouth big hair table tipping low class morons. Never once during that dinner did you people show any class except for all your family vs Danielle. Get some other people on the show who over power these losers on there at least balance it out. Just talking about how your parents would be the one’s embarrassed by one girls supporting her friends – really does show your mafia low class Jersey element.

Caroline is matronly but at least she’s attractive, natural and looks it. But the matriarch of the NJ – you read the book (I read it when it first came out) – do you believe EVERYTHING you read. The book is by a guy who is lying con artist with a major criminal background (I’m sure your family has but is protected) and you believe all the stuff you read in a book about a guy who made up everything to do what he did – so I guess you should very well know for the truth that you are pitiful and you instigate it all. The ENTIRE NJ SHOW is a friggin advertisement for your failing, roach infested restaurant/inn.

Andy – this show is a major failure – how DO YOU find your castings – seriously.

These shows while ‘entertaining’ in the sense of driving down the freeway and stopping because you HAVE to watch the goings on of a major car accident. But putting ANY of these women as ‘housewives’ and giving them publicity they go to the Emmy’s and so forth – they have done NOTHING to deserve. You get attention for being the b**ching, botoxed HS girls you all are.

You are all seriously right from the “Mean Girls for Middle Aged Botoxed Broads”. But seriously each one is HS, gossip, plastic surgery and spending money then we hear of them losing houses. (apparently Ramona has had no surgery and frankly it looks like she hasn’t she looks great for her age without it but no nothing close to Cameron Diaz).She didn’t seem like she was ’selling her wares’ but sharing with her friends what she’s done – just like Bethany making sure there are skinnygirl cocktails or whatever else you’ve got and the rest of you with your own agendas.

Jill you DO need a hobby – you mean well I suppose but you take one who seems like the underdog (first Bethanny now Luann?) – and you don’t go around sharing much less on TV – voice messages and so forth to make someone look bad to someone who actually may be friends with them but hey.

And the go naked or wear fur thing? I wear fur and won’t change that however I do feel that THAT is something getting naked for that has more morally done for a cause than Kelly doing Playboy. Personally Bethany’s shots (or what we saw being shot) she has the best body – she would be good for Playboy. and Luann saying she wouldn’t do it but hasn’t been offered is a public on her show begging for that offer. Luann your obsession on the countess title and if someone says ‘countless’ you can’t just laugh it off and make a comment- NO you’er all insecure HS girls who come together to bully each other and comment on anyone else.

and re the HW of ATL – the entire thing is a JOKE – it’s a Ghetto Housewives and that’s what it should be called period.(and all the other HW of wherever are also very ‘Ghetto’ acting. But the ATL HW all think they are designers and big wigs – you’re not. None of you would have any of these things without the show. and the most recent HW of NY – Ramona nailed it on the head “there are no titles in the US” but the title IS COUNTLESS – it doesn’t exist and your desperate need to talk about your modeling (which was Sears, JC Penny etc.) so if you actually left the title behind then perhaps you may get some sympathy for your husband leaving you for a much younger woman.

Bethany keep your mouth shut in pulic places – you have a problem? Put on a nice face (not the one where you always act like you have a stick up your butt – and you should get some help removing that) and discuss it LATER in a more appropriate place. But your friends are attention wh**es as well so I guess every cast does belong together.

But I’D like to see a group of people not so full of themselves who actually DO for others and so forth. These fakes – you think they actually all HANG OUT and get into these clubs and restaurants if there weren’t cameras following them or it hadn’t been pre set by Bravo? No.

Andy Cohen put these shows together – seriously do a show worth watching – I’ve got some for you that TLC wants – but you could actually do some good with entertainment on Bravo – but these women waste TV time. Reality TV is taking over – and it’s horrible – there are real actors out there who could do these shows and would be way more entertaining, fun and see how they do it. But plucking these classless woman because in NY they’re on some ‘list’ or buy there way on it (personally either Bravo pays for everything or if you do – then you’re bankrupt and you all think after a reality show you have something to ‘offer’ so out come your books. Ridiculous that anyone would even BOTHER.

Danielle’s, while I won’t buy it – would be interesting in her view of how everything happened because she has the place to put the other side to that story that everyone is judging based on a book where a con man says things about someone and then the other HW’s don’t want to hear it. So write it girl.

The rest of you have NOTHING to offer of any consequence or morality for anyone – go back to being ‘housewives’ take care of your kids and houses and be HOUSEWIVES – and Bravo and Andy Cohen – change these casts or dump em.

These women Don’t REALLY always socialize or do things together – they ONLY do so for the show and the dough.

But all of them are fake, society wannabe’s and waste time, money and air – when there are people who are starving, disabled, and so forth but your stupid ugly dresses and plastic surgery addictions, phony 2 faced things you do ON CAMERA behind each others backs and should be EMBARRASSED for yourselves and your family’s.

The original – RHW of OC – is probably the most laughable – they’re losing their houses but will spend a fortune on plastic surgery = there is not ONE of you that is not pushed, pulled, lifted, implanted – you’re stepford b**ches. You’re all about the money – and thinking it will buy you everything. Well Lynn’s daughters (both) behavior is proof you did not ever parent them now 18 years later you want them to listen to you when you only do for yourself and think about yourself and no one else? an your surprised – Jeanna got out in good time – but she was the most honest, real one of ANY of the Bravo housewives.

Gretchen – you’re a money hungry man using sl*t. period.

Tamara – you’re I think the oldest here – talking about how hot you are (and this goes to all of them ) shows your desperation for attention and self worth – find a good Psychologist. I have 2 PhD’s – I can refer you.

Vicki – you’re a workaholic if the separation within your marriage works for you great but you are like an old lady busy body and you are the biggest instigator of the drama and problems.

Slade – get a life to get off the show you just want 15 min more of fame by screwing around with another OC housewife? umm I mean single woman who just clings onto men.

The one thing that is a common thread in ALL the women ever on these shows is:
desperation for attention
spending money on clothes, surgery etc you THINK make you classy.
Especially the OC housewives. You all live very close to me and you are just attention wh**es (or regular wh**es) but all the plastic surgery in your 30’s or younger – again take a tip from a real woman, much older than any of you and you’ll look YOUNGER. All that makeup etc. When you take care of your skin and etc. at 48 I still look like a college student next to all of you.

last thing – big hair, table flipping moron – two words – BIRTH CONTROL. This world does NOT need more like you and your daughters are already worse than all of you.

In terms of NJ HW – Get a more variety of cat = not ONE mob family against one ‘outside’ person. All the pious “I’ll pray for you”, and so forth: you are all judgmental of anyone you think is not in your ‘class’ yet you don’t have any – you judge and so forth. Look within – Glass houses and rocks is all you’ve all got.
The so called Jewish one’s never go to Temple or anything, and Ramona miss wears a cross everywhere like the rest – do you actually GO to church or KNOW that your behavior is judgmental.

Mine? Not judgment but a review.

Rode hard and put away wet: Kelly Bensimone, Ramona, LuAnn, NeNe (and all of ATL), well all of them in some way. Again just a review since it’s on all day today – but review and saying what so many want to or have said a bit about – is only fair – they put themselves out there like this and make the drama – expecting no critical comments would mean you’re more delusional than ever.

I totally agree with you that stripping as an ends to a means is not THAT big a deal. However, there is so much, not only in the book but in her current behavior, that shows she is an opportunist, gossip, and would lie to save her own skin in a second. She told her kids in one of the episodes that she stripped but denied it at the dinner and during the reunion show. So which is it? Did she lie to her kids or all the other times? She herself can’t seem to keep it straight. I’d have more respect for her is she simply said, yes, I’ve done those things. I was a different person then, etc. But she keeps denying some things, admitting some, and even have them overlapping. It’s the lying that ruins her credibility.

Caroline is the Wack-a-doo and needs to get over herself.

Dina is a classic instigator hiding behind an ignorant.

Teresa needs to definately find a way to catch her personality up with her money and her mansion. She acts like trailer trash.

I just hope we get to know what got Caroline all worked up at the end of the reunion show. Please do tell, or is that the cliff hanger for the next season………….we all want to know, what did Danielle try to have done to Dina?