Actress and talk show host Rosie O’Donnell will get her own variety show on NBC. The show is cleverly titled “Rosie’s Variety Show” and will debut with an hour-long live broadcast the night before Thanksgiving.
Though it’s hard to argue with the marketing creativity of “Rosie’s Variety Show,” we would like to recommend some alternative titles:
“Boring Around the Rosie”
“American Idle”
“The Overfed Sullivan Show”
“America’s Biggest Loser”
“Fatter Gay Night live”
“The Trump Hating, Girl Dating, Overweighting, Put Some More On My Plating, Ching-Chong-Ching-Chong, Won’t Be On The Air For Long NBC Variety Fun Time Hour”
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ok that rings a bell too, but seriously i only saw the show once for like ten minutes while channel surfing, when was staying at my parents’ house because i was sick (uh did i mention i run a website on how to lose chicks?)
Sysop is BUSTED! We do all our research without lowering ourselves to actively participating in anything we talk about.
(Didn’t she shoot koosh balls into the audience with her pencil?)
ugh, i forgot how she would randomly bust into horrible song on her talk show. uhm not that i ever saw it or anything…
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God, I hope she’s not singing.