Entertainment Weekly is reporting Nicole Kidman has pulled out of Woody Allen’s latest film project because of a “scheduling conflict.” Nicole’s absence leaves Woody and the rest of the cast – which includes Antonio Banderas, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, Naomi Watts, and Freida Pinto – hopeful that the movie won’t suck.
EW believes the “conflict” is her prior commitment to producing and starring in The Rabbit Hole, also scheduled to start shooting this summer. As is often the case, my sources are reporting something completely different. They tell me that Nicole backed out of the Woody Allen joint because she wants to commit more time to her new career as an Old Navy supermodelquin. Here are some examples of the great work she seems perfectly suited for:
Here she is in Australia doing work she doesn’t seem suited for (acting):
I still don’t understand why she was holding a hamburger in that scene, but I have to admit I didn’t spend a lot of time trying to figure it out.
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She used to be so hot. Life after Tom Cruz has not been good to her!
The odds of the movie not sucking have increased dramatically now that this stick-b*tch has dropped out.
Those Old Navy mannequins are creepy. She’s perfect among them.
Ooooh, Nicole, after all the love I’ve given you…how could I lose you to botox?
She’s also busy as a spokesperson for reason not to botox your face.