There’s another cast member in the new Spongebob Squarepants movie I made up! First it was Paris Hilton as Mrs. Crabs, then the announcement that Kanye West would reprise his role as Gay Fish, and now we have Khloe Kardashian, who posted this photo on her Twitter account today:
Apparently KarSplashian will be playing the role of Liz Phairiel – the dark, depressed, alternative druggie mermaid that likes wearing clothes made out of sausage lining. (There are probably a lot of men out there turned on by that description and I’m not certain I’m not one of ‘em.)
Sadly, Khloe is once again following in the finsteps of her older sister Kim who recently starred as Derrierial in a sequel to the Disney gluteus maximusical The Little Mermaid:

That is one fine lookin’ badonkadolphin!
UPDATE – A special thanks to coolest-homemade-costumes.com for providing this image from the set of the new Spongebob movie. It features the fun-loving Paris Hilton as Mrs. Krabs and Khloe still trying to be her sister:
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