Details in Sharon Stone’s custody case are seeping out, revealing the trendsetting Britney flasher matriarch to be a little psychotic when it comes to medical treatment. In addition to misdiagnosing her son Roan with a spinal condition, Stone wanted to treat his smelly feet with Botox injections. Thankfully, Sharon’s ex-husband Phil Bronstein’s level-headedness won out and the podiferousness was cured with socks and foot deodorant. Perhaps the Hollywood fad of facial labia inflation can be attributed to Dr. Stone’s collagen injection therapy for cold sores.
*****NOTE – In case you were wondering, we researched Roan and found out he has his father’s last name of Bronstein, so he isn’t cursed with the name Roan Stone. He’s just cursed with the mom Sharon Stone.
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Hey..is it?!
what u are saying Is real??!!
O my goodness that has got to be the funniest movie poster. Made me giggle . how do you come up with the puns? they are great
Ouch – my feet are crunching up from the thought of needles boring through them! Eek!
AngieSS – DEFINITELY no relation between money and crazy! I don’t know anyone with money or anyone sane
Dana – Perfect! Someone definitely needs to put a pair of socks on her last two movies! Also, her acting might benefit if she “put a sock in it.”
Thanks to both of you for Sharon your comments.
It never occurred to Sharon that the odor she was smelling was from her last two movies?
You know, I would suggest that the more money one has the more crazy they get, but I’m broke and I’m crazy as a loon. However, I don’t think that I would be injecting anything into my children’s feet. So–she totally wins the “super crazy” award — this time.
Oh, and thanks for the follow up note — Roan Stone…hehehe
The botox foot odor treatment is real, but sadly “Basic Instep” is not
Also not real is the new movie about a girl that uses her abilities to move objects by flashing her vuh-jay-jay to save her coal mining daddy who’s trapped in a cave-in. That one will be called “Sissy Spacek Instinct.” (Wow. It’s late. That was dumb.)
dont make me laugh. has sharon gone crazy? or is this for real?