The full-figured and lusciously curvaceous Lindsay Lohan is once again proving gentlemen prefer blondes.
In other words, a blonde-wigged tawny scrawny Lilo will appear in the Nicaraguan Penny Pincher as Marilyn Monroe’s skeleton. Actually, it’s Spanish Vogue and it will mark the second appearance of Marilyn Monrohan in print, the first time being a topless spread for New York Magazine recreating Marilyn’s infamous “Last Sitting.”
See the results of this Spanish Vogue shoot here.
Images: The Superficial and INFdaily
Lilo trying to be Marilyn Monroe is like Anna Nicole Smith trying to be Twiggy. Lindsay needs to work with her strengths, like in this Halloween-themed ad for the DVD release of her classic “I Know Who Killed Me:”

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Ok, she needs to stop. Right now. Never in my life have I seen a flatter, less appealing looking a$$.
Lohan is no Marilyn. Has no one informed her of this yet?
DUH.
And Marilyn had CURVES, something glaringly absent on LL. Not just boobs, but hips and A$$.
Somebody please resurrect Anna Nicole. I’ll take her impersonation of MM any day over this piece of crap.
She, at least, hit it dead on. And with triple HHH boobies, to boot. Yeah, they were fake. So what.
She looks more like an anorexic Britney going haywire in the desert a la Wild at Heart stylee. Lohan should try studying more source materials and the mirror a little less. A mirror, by the way, that must have enchanted powers of some kind judging by the feedback its giving her.
Uh….why does she have no butt?
Nothing wrong here . I think shes a spitting image of Marilyn Manson . Bones are beautiful .