According to Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton will be finding her next “Best Friend For A Few Weeks” in Dubai, where she is going to film a version of her American reality show Paris Hilton’s New BFF. A source tells Perez, “They made an offer Paris couldn’t refuse,” which might suggest scientists in Dubai have found a cure for cooties.
The news breaks the hearts of millions in India who were hoping the exposure generated by last year’s critically acclaimed blockbuster Slumdog Millionaire might convince Paris to look for short-lived companionship in the “other bai,” Mumbai. The city’s tourist development council created a poster and everything:
Maybe she could do half the shows in Dubai and half in Mumbai. That would confirm that she’s a Dumbaisexual.
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That cartoon is VERY clever. Ha!
D’oh! When I first saw this story on Perez Hilton my brain processed Dubai as Mumbai – I was instantly thinking “Who Wants To Be A Hilton Heir” and not indoor ski resorts. So, my original post rearranged world geography and placed Dubai in India. (That’s how powerful starcasm is!) Needless to say, millions of people complained and pointed out my error in sometimes not-so-subtle and very starcasm-worthy ways, so I had to edit the post in order to save the silly poster I like so much. (Those little confetti crabs are my favorite. Think of the crabs people!) Anyway – I didn’t want to just “fix” it without admitting I screwed up. And to the people of Dubai who may feel shorted because they don’t have a Paris Hilton BFF poster that makes fun of them, I’ll try to make it up to you with the starcastic comic creation Scooby Dubai Doo.
(In retrospect, I think the error was just part of the Master’s Plan because it gave the world “Dumbaisexual.”)
Dubai is NOT in India. It is part of the United Arab Emirates. Paris Hiltons new BFF series will be in Dubai, UAE not Dubai, India.