What did internet bloggers do 40 years ago, back before people took horrible-quality nude pictures of themselves that they then sent to someone they met at a bar the week before? The latest “celebrity” naked cellf portraits to surface are of Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of VH1′s reality series Basketball Wives and former fiance of NBA hoopster Antoine Walker. (UPDATE – and current wife of Chad Johnson!)
The folks over at TheYBF.com (The Young, Black & Fabulous) received the photos which they claim Evelyn had “been sending to a former bed buddy.” There are eight total pictures, four of which feature Evelyn’s more-than-ample double dribblers. (Otherwise known as breasts to those not well-versed in basketballese)
Is anyone else but me suspicious of the timing on these? Two episodes into the season and some topless cell phone pictures surface of an unmarried cast member allegedly being sent to a “former bed buddy?” I smell a publicity stunt! My guess is that Evelyn is savvy enough to know that b00bies sell television shows and she’s got nothing to be ashamed of by letting them leak! (bad wording) Maybe the ladies drew straws and Evelyn got the short one?
Just like most everybody else I’m a big fan of the boobays, but I have to admit that my favorite Evelyn picture is the one of her back, which features a diagonal string of at least seven butterflies – something pleasant to look at when you’re running a backdoor play! Hi-yoooooo!
Sadly for ol’ Antoine Walker he’s currently $4 million in debt and instead of scoring a lot down low with Evelyn Lozada he’s spending 2010 palming his ball with the Guaynabo Mets of the Puerto Rican Basketball League.
On a side note, I’m a big fan of TheYBF.com’s logo! Check out the shiny, purple yum in all its 3-D glory:
Hmmmm… I’m starting to rethink our lame-o 2-D black and white snoozer.
CLICK HERE to see the other photos over at TheYBF.com! The initial photos are sort of SFW but they have some unedited versions as well.