No, it’s not the one David Blaine stunt we would actually want to see. Instead, it seems the magician-turned-spectacle will dangle from his feet for 60 hours.
That’s the gist of it. The non-event is scheduled to take place from September 22 to 24 at Donald Trump’s Wollman Skating rink in Central Park, where “Without A Clue-dini” will be suspended 50 feet above the ground without a net.
There is no need for the children to bring sticks because the world’s stubbliest piñata won’t have any candy, but will instead be completely full of himself.
On second thought, don’t let that discourage you or your children from bringing sticks.
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Thanks! It’s too bad we didn’t hear about the colostomy bag and coffee breaks until after we wrote the story – there is some SERIOUS potential there!
“world’s stubbliest piñata”, great term