Ryan Seacrest saves Crystal Bowersox sort of

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Let this be a lesson to all of us.  The big pitch, the one that will close the sale, the best last gasp attempt to talk someone down off the ledge; “you could buy your mom a house”.  The all knowing American Idol host Seacrest knew this, deep down if I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’ Ryan knew it.

TMZ is reporting that American Idolcontestant Crystal “mamasox” Bowersox was on the precipice of quitting the show and in a heroic, near other-worldy show of heroism Seacrest pulled her back in with a parking lot plea.

In front of witnesses after a taping of American Idol Bowersox was frustrated, she hated the competition and is quoted as saying “what’s the point”.  Thinking on his feet Ryan told Crystal that being on Idol was like starting a business and that if she won she would get a recording contract and become a millionaire.  But Ryan sealed the deal with (no it wasn’t a didgeridoo):

“”The greatest thing I ever did was make enough money so I could buy my mom a house.  You can buy your mom a house.”

Way to go Ryan, you are everywhere man and this time you also happened to be in the right place at the right time.  Well time to wrap this article up and head to McDonalds for some grub.


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D**n you Seacrest!