Douche Bagazine Premiere Issue! Pete Wentz, Kanye West, Chris Brown & More!


Brand new from Starcasm Publications is Douche Bagazine, your source for everything and everyone douchey!

Douche Bagazine by Starcasm



IN THIS ISSUE:

Get the latest on the incomparable Pete Wentz, including a game of Russian Roulette with his own urine!

Mountain Douche by Pete Wentz

FROM THE VAULT:
Will Chris Brown release any of
his sex tapes with Rihanna?

“ON THE FENCE” with John Mayer:
Take the poll!

Criss Angel makes Holly Madison and ticket buyers disappear! (This story is a little dated, but there couldn’t be a premiere issue of Douche Bagazine without Criss Angel! Thankfully he’s kept himself busy lately sucking in Vegas with nobody watching so there’s not much new to report.) (If Criss Angel sucks and there’s no one there to see it, does he still suck?)

Is Kanye West the “most influential brand in the universe?” Kanye and complex.com think so! (”Kanye West created his own destiny by envisioning a perfect existence. Us? We’re just living in it. ” – from the intro.)

Plus, your chance to win a Fast and Douchious prize package!


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9 Responses to “Douche Bagazine Premiere Issue! Pete Wentz, Kanye West, Chris Brown & More!”

  1. JGirl says:

    HAHA—me and my girlfriends started Douche of the Day on FaceBook and are constantly posting famous people and people we know as DOTD.

    David Caruso and Christian Bale and Bernie Madoff are three good candidates. I was really hoping this was a real magazine so I could get a subscription for all my friends!!!

  2. BadEvan says:

    But I am a famous DoucheBag!!!! I’m BadEvan for Frak’s sake!!!

  3. heauxmeaux says:

    May i be the first to nominate Ryan Seacrust for next months issue?

    Also, remember to take a pro-Miley stance on the Miley vs. Radiohead saga.

  4. Starcasm says:

    Woo hoo! People are lovin’ some Douche Bagazine! I’m super-busy with deadlines in the real world this month (which I’m thankful for) but I hope to do some interior pages for future issues. Thanks for the love and for checkin’ out the blog!

    BadEvan – To get on the cover you just need to be a famous douchebag, the rest will follow naturally (dating a hot d-list chick or dude, the Howard Stern Show, douchey hair, restraining orders…)

  5. BadEvan says:

    So… what/who do I have to do to get on next month’s cover?

  6. Taylor Blue says:

    I almost thought this was real. You are brilliant!

  7. chowner says:

    I love it. I would totally subscribe to that. In fact, I love it so much, I’ll continue to write my column, “Ask A Douchebag” for the mag for free.

    • Starcasm says:

      Alright Chowner! We’d tried to get Pete to write that column but it seems he’s too busy guzzling Mountain Douche and appearing on various CSI show with Ashley to squeeze us in. (You sure you’re qualified? Douchebags associate themselves with some pretty weird things, but unicorns aren’t usually one of them. They associate with hot chicks that like unicorns, but that’s completely different) :)

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