It’s that time again! Every few years America’s favorite hairdo loses another man and Ben and Jerry’s brings back one of my perennial favorite ice cream flavors: Bananiston Split.

DEAL ALERT! Ben and Jerry’s is running a special “Lonely-apolitan” three-for-one promotion this time around – buy a pint of Bananiston Split and get two Blockbuster coupons good for a free dvd rental of Jennifer Aniston’s The Breakup and He’s Really Not That Into You! A really sweet deal for lonely hearts!

(In addition to Jennifer, another sad thing is that Ben and Jerry’s is either/or with their Aniston flavors, so whenever we have Bananiston Split, it means we have to go without the usual Jen and Berries. Man, I sure like Jen and Berries a lot! But, I think I prefer Bananiston Split. So thank you John Mayer for twittering too much!)

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