Did you know The Hills is ending? That’s right, your favorite fake reality show will have its swan song this season and ride off into the sunset, where we will hopefully have to hear about Stephanie Pratt again. No one is happier than Heidi Montag, who told People magazine she can now dedicate herself to becoming a full-time screenwriter and actress! But what she really wants to do is direct.

What’s Heidi’s first treatment? You’re gonna die laughing:

“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs. I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor”

This is an exciting time of emancipation for Heidi, who recently fired her husband Spencer Pratt, from his job as her manager. Sources say that this could also mean the end of their relationship and that the one-year marriage is on the rocks. Apparently, Spencer doesn’t think Heidi is too commited to her career, and has told her to get herself together or he’s leaving the picture. While Heidi loves being in the news, the actual work of a career isn’t to her liking. Betty Confidential posts that she’s scheming to have a baby soon, and has even signed the rights to her baby pictures away already.

Whatever the real story is, we can rest assured that these two will find a way to keep us writing about them. Whether we want to or not!

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