Jesse James must have the same PR guy as Tiger Woods because he issued a similar “first” apology for nothing in particular earlier today.
The bike-building husband of Sandra Bullock’s apology seems to suggests that something did in fact happen that was a result of his “poor judgment” and he hopes one day his wife and children can “can find it in their hearts to forgive me.” Here is the complete statement:
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Sandra Bullock reportedly moved out of the couple’s home in Long Beach on Monday and TMZ is reporting that Jesse’s dog Cinnabun went missing the same day. Yes, the same Cinnabun that made headlines a few weeks ago when he went missing. Does anyone remember that pin-up model Kimmie Caracoles offered a date with herself to whoever found the missing pooch? She had a good bit of painted skin as well! Hmmmmmm…. (CLICK HERE to read the story on Kimmie Caracoles’s offer.)
The three most likely theories as to why Cinnabun disappeared the same day Sandra moved out are:
A. Jesse was so heart broken he just wasn’t paying close attention
B. Sandra took Cinnabun with her
C. Sandra decided to act like an Oscar Award winning actress and she went all Glenn Close/Fatal Attraction on Jesse!
I figure we’re in store for some more tattooed mistresses falling out of trees all over the place! Sandra Bullock needs to get to work on the screenplay for this pronto! Sandra Bullock in… Bombshell – The Sandra Bullock Story. Can you say, “Oscar number two?”
In the photo above Jesse James is seen in Los Angeles March 18 after dropping his kids off at school. He appears to stil be wearing his wedding band. When asked about the scandal involving Michelle Bombshell McGee, Jesse lowered his head and hurried into his car.
Photo: Fame Pictures
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