Hot Topic poster boy Criss Angel and playmate Holly Madison have parted ways, ending what seemed like a fairy tale chick’n'douche romance. My favorite rodent couple had been dating for about four months before deciding to ruin a perfectly good drawing 
(Click here to see the idyllic couple before the split)
A source close to the couple tells E! “It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn’t devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals.” That’s weird. If your “career” is cashing in on having appeared nude in Playboy and slept with Hugh Hefner, Las Vegas seems as good a place as any to further it.
Criss “Douchedini” Angel’s career is unaffected, as he continues making audiences magically disappear with his Cirque de Soleil stinker “Believe.”
I’ve never really played matchmaker before, but how can I resist with these two sad little fur balls? So, here is a recently abandoned mammal rebound for each of you:
Awwwwwwwwwwww!
(Sorry Amy. You know I don’t wish that on you!)
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Why are they BOTH still #1 on each other’s MySpace page then?
I don’t believe this for a minute. She is simply pulling the OLDEST TRICK in the book – she states her terms, he doesn’t agree, she leaves, he pines, BEGS her to come back, ON HER TERMS – SHE WINS – Holly knows EXACTLY what she is doing, make no mistake!! She is a PRO at handling MEN!
I’m just THRILLED we don’t have to hear Criss spew his garbage about her in EVERY SHOW of “believe” – it was sickening. Maybe ticket sales will pick up now. Wait, maybe THAT is the reason for this rumor? So sales will pick up and his “loyals” will come back to him, if they know (assume) they are split up!
Either way, I BELIEVE the public is being MIND-FREAKED!