LINKS! Tupac Shakur dick pic, Jessica Chastain’s cleavage, John Travolta exposed?…

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DLISTEDIf you have an idle $7,500 sitting around your house and no immediate plans to spend it, you might consider purchasing this genuine 1990 Tupac Shakur dick pic (though, seriously: Isn’t $7,500 a little low?)

REALITY TEAYup, Kim Zolciak is still coming for Kenya Moore

CELEBITCHYIt’s possible that John Travolta’s forthcoming movie Gotti was pulled ten days before its release because the production company changed distributors; it’s also possible that Travolta’s long, ugly history of allegedly assaulting male masseuses and service industry workers is about to be exposed

JEZEBELR. Kelly’s former gofer went full Grinch on the man’s two Atlanta-area houses while Kelly was out of town performing

THE BLEMISHDonald Trump Jr. is a butthole bleacher

VOXHere’s a helpful primer on how to impeach the president of the United States, for no particular reason

VERY SMART BROTHASAnd here’s a list of The 10 Best Christmas Soul Songs to brighten your day (The Jackson 5’s rendition of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” –- which is, objectively, the definitive rendition of that song –- only clocks in at #8, to give you an idea of the caliber)

THE SUPERFICIALJessica Chastain wore a very low-cut dress to the Molly’s Game premiere

UPROXXNFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, whose main attribute seems to be inspiring universal dislike for himself, just signed a new contract worth $200 million

(Photo credit: Tupac Shakur dick pic via WENN)


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