DLISTED –Selena Gomez’s Instagram feed went private for a minute and her 130 million fans freaked out
REALITY TEA – Andy Cohen would really like it if Stassi Schroeder and Shep Rose did it on the rug at his feet
CELEBITCHY – Jimmy Kimmel’s infant son–whose open heart surgery prompted his teary monologue on health care a couple months back–underwent a second (successful!) surgery
JEZEBEL – Good news, everyone: People who eat “a little bit of cheese every day” are less likely to develop heart disease than people who rarely or never eat cheese
THE BLEMISH – Danny Masterson has been fired from The Ranch after four women accused him of rape (though he’ll still appear in the episodes he’s already filmed)
VOX – Guess which US President has four of the most popular tweets of 2017?
VERY SMART BROTHAS – “10 Things That Do Not Belong On Pizza” (Note that this highly scientific list is unranked)
THE SUPERFICIAL – The South Korean bodybuilder trying to buy boyfriend status from Lindsay Lohan has the kind of arms you see in photos attached to clickbait headlines about how to “GET HUGE IN 2 WEEKS WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS”
UPROXX – Here’s an official Jurassic World parody trailer–starring Chris Pratt and everything!–that Universal released ahead of tonight’s actual official premiere trailer (which, ICYMI, will air during Thursday Night Football)
(Photo credit: Danny MAsterson rape accusations via DJDM / WENN.com)
