LINKS! Chris Hemsworth’s visible penis, Bjork’s sex abuse claims, Ben Affleck’s guilt…

DLISTEDDirector Lars Von Trier says no, he did not sexually abuse Björk

REALITY TEAIf you’re in the market for a 9,000 square foot home and have $3.5 million to blow, Melissa Gorga of RHONJ would like a word

CELEBITCHYBen Affleck went to church for guidance over his many sexual harassment allegations

JEZEBELThe congressional candidate who says she was abducted by “blonde, well-dressed aliens” lives where? In Florida, of course

THE BLEMISHColin Kaepernick, the Harriet Beecher Stowe of the 21st century, has filed a grievance against all 32 NFL owners

VOXBowe Berghdal pleads guilty

VERY SMART BROTHASHow black is the Black Panther trailer? These fifteen shades of black

THE SUPERFICIALHere’s Chris Hemsworth shirtless and wearing wet pants through which you can see his junk, enjoy

UPROXXFinally, the number of women accusing Matt Mondanile, ex-guitarist for Real Estate, of sexual assault is eight and rising

(Photo credit: Chris Hemsworth’s visible penis via News Pictures /

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