Mackenzie tells Ryan Edwards’ Tinder trap queen ‘it’s your fault,’ offers lush hush money?

Ryan Edwards Food City shirt

Just as pretty much everyone expected, last week’s racy hook up texts and scrotographs from Teen Mom OG dad Ryan Edwards to a young lady he met on Tinder were just the beginning. Now we have the text messages between Ryan’s Tinder trap queen and his wife, penis picture party pooper Mackenzie Standifer, who tells the woman: “It’s your fault” before asking how much money it would take “to shut your damn mouth.”

The latest installment of Tindergate come from Radar Online, who reportedly dropped a cool $400 for the scrotograph scoop — which may eventually generate more stories for the site than Jenelle’s book. According to The Ashley, the woman was posting about the conversation and photos in a Teen Mom Facebook group prior to selling them to Radar Online, including one of my favorite quotes of all time as she asked those in the group for advice: “Y’all: do I sleep with Ryan from Teen Mom and sell my proof, or have morals because he’s married?” That’s a tough one! But, it sounds like she managed to sell her cake without having to eat it too. (Or something like that.)

Anyways, Radar posted the new text messages between Mackenzie and Ryan’s Tinder trap queen (hereafter referred to as TTQ) in a series of gallery images that we will recap for you.

“No you will not be ‘hooking up,'” Mackenzie writes, along with a laughing cry face emoji.

TTQ responded by calling Mackenzie’s laughing cry face and raising it two more laughing cry faces.

“Soooo funnnyyyyy,” Mackenzie responded, before following that up by clarifying that she was being sarcastic: “Whatcha laughing about?”

“I’m not sure why you’re mad at me when it’s your husband’s fault” responds TTQ.”

“You’re just as much at fault,” Mackenzie argues.

“You’re right, I made him make a tinder and it’s my fault he’s a ****** person.” TTQ did not need to clarify that she was being sarcastic.

Mackenzie does not relent. “No but it’s your fault you cotinue [sic] to message a man that is married.”

“It’s not like I actually slept with him,” TTQ writes in her defense.

Mackenzie claps back: “Not for lack of trying.”

Ryan Edwards Tinder quote

From that point TTQ argues that she never had any desire to sleep with Ryan, and later points out their age difference as evidence. “I’m 19, why the f**k would I want to sleep with a 29-year-old?”

Mackenzie loads her clapback rifle… “Same reason every other s|ut does.” BOOM!

TTQ iterates that if she were looking to hook up it, would be with someone closer to her age, before switching things up by telling Mackenzie “You deserve better than Ryan.”

That seemed to be a conversation killer, as Mackenzie’s last response (unless there is more) was her apparent attempt to feel out the possibility of paying TTQ to remain silent about the whole thing. “What’s it gonna cost for you to shut your damn mouth?”

It’s still unclear what TTQ’s price tag is for keeping her mouth shut, but it’s apparently $400 to open it.

BREAKING!!! We brought in Starcasm’s resident future predicting soothsayer and can EXCLUSIVELY reveal her remarkably specific vision of the rest of the BOMBSHELL text messages between Mackenzie Standifer and the woman Ryan sent pictures of his penis to in hopes of meeting up at the Food City off 58 for some Chatanookie! (I will not reveal how much we paid our soothsayer for this information.)

We will start where the other messages left off and pick up from there:

TTQ: If I want sex I’d choose someone a little cloer to my age and someone who’s actually cute ? still don’t know why you’re trying to blame me. You deserve better than Ryan ??

MACKENZIE: What’s it gonna cost for you to shut your damn mouth?

TTQ: Don’t worry about that, I’m already ready getting paid ???

MACKENZIE: Well I actually wrote a letter, an open letter to you because I’m really bad about coming up with things on the spot

DR. DREW: Let’s have her read the letter, OK?

TTQ: Dr. Drew?! WTF are YOU doing here?

DR. DREW: I’m not sure. Mackenzie tagged me in the conversation. So, what do you think? Can she read the letter?

TTQ: Whatever ?

MACKENZIE: Ryan’s Tinder trap queen, you texted me to my face, merely days after I had reminded you that Ryan is married, that you had known about his tawdry Tinder texting for more than a week. That’s 11 days; 2 hours; and 43 minutes that he might have made a successful run to the Food City off 58, and still, you said nothing. You let everyone know on Facebook that he was DTF, while concurrently exploiting Ryan and his propensity for penis pics. I had only known about it for two days before Ryan was shutting down his Tinder profile. You preach about making the right moral decisions. But, because you kept teasing my husband, that makes you the enabler, not everyone else that it’s blamed on. This is not reality television, this is actual reality. Instead of solving the problem, or doing what you could to make an effort to solve it, you decided to humiliate Ryan, humiliate myself and his entire family, but more importantly, you’ve humiliated our children for years to come. Helping Ryan doesn’t mean selling all of his problems to tabloid news outlets, it means being supportive — not kicking someone when he he hard — and respecting the privacy that we all so graciously deserve.

TTQ: ???

MACKENZIE: That’s not funny

TTQ: Yeah, I think it’s ridiculous

TTQ: You talk about privacy? Don’t sign up to be on a f**king TV show then. And I didn’t exploit you, your husband did.

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Well, that took an embarrassingly large amount of effort, but it was worth it to make our previous tweet a reality:

Stay tuned folks, I’m sure there will be LOTS more installments of Ryan’s Tawdry Tinder Tales coming soon.

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  • Bruja

    The photo bomber behind Mackenzie looks like something out of Saw.

    ‘Rhine…Mackenzie. Would you like to play a game?’

    Edit- If Starcasm put Rhine in that Food City shirt.. lol! ?

    • Hahaha

      Lmao!!!! What about the ‘boner’ joke!

      • Bruja

        I tittered. ?

  • Adelane

    Mackenzie is no position to accuse anyone of being an enabler. She’s the biggest enabler Ryan’s got. She coddles him, excuses his poor choices, and shifts the blame to other people. The definition of enabling. Tinder Trap Queen, though her methods are sleazy, actually made Ryan face some consequences.

    • LoLo

      When Mackenzie continued with the rush wedding while in the car with Ryan high showed how desperate she is. She wants to be on this show so badly that she was willing to risk her safety & the safety of others. Most women would have said “stop the car & let me out, go to rehab & when your clean we will reconsider marriage”.

    • It’s me

      Biggest enabler?
      Dont forget his mom….seems like they are competing for that title.
      I hope her baby daddy goes to court to stop Ryan from being near their son.
      i doubt someone like that can keep track of his drugs

  • Guest

    Mackenzie is so immature and embarrassing.

  • Yup, I said it

    Where is Mackenzie’s bff, Jen at? Jen needs to show her how to be low key about protecting Ryan.

  • Liz

    She sure does love writing letters

  • FrontDoorMom

    Wait so that letter was fake right??? ?

  • FR

    Ryan’s wearing a food city shirt in that photo …

  • Josie

    Well done, Asa. That was really funny.

  • Hulkail

    It’s not just her fault Makenzie it’s Rhine’s as well. Gosh this chick is embarrassing. Some women are so quick to call out the other woman but not the husband.

  • Alix

    I wonder if she’s ever written one of these letters to Ryan? He’s the one who ought to get one. Not Maci, and definitely not some random tinder troll.

    • LoLo

      Exactly. The letter should have went to Larry & Jen & herself. Maci is not responsible for her irresponsible baby daddy.

  • TA

    I can’t imagine how awful it would feel to be so insecure that I’d defend my cheating spouse and blame a random girl off a dating app.
    Mac is the real trap queen. She sees MTV money and fame. Let’s be honest, what else does Ryan have to offer?

  • savannah

    With so many other men in the world, why on EARTH would you be sitting writing open letters, and defending your cheating drug addict man to little girls on Tinder. The second I found out my husband was ON Tinder he’d be finding somewhere else to live, this girl needs a big dose of self worth and another large dose of humble pie. She seems to think her sh*t doesn’t stink yet here she is clinging onto a life swirling down the crapper. Good luck, this is supposed to be your “honeymoon phase”.

  • sysmjp

    Now we know what Ryan was doing when he disappeared for hours not answering his phone. Time to run Mackenzie.

  • LoLo

    Mackenzie is what dumb woman. First off she is a mother & she decides to marry a man she knows is an addict. She chose to continue being in a car with him while he was high & falling asleep. That is not putting her child first. Now, she gets pissed at the woman he’s chatting with instead of him. She needs to take a serious look at her marriage & her child & decide what is best for the child. Her ex should be seeking an investigation into their home & custody.

  • ChelseaHouskasEyebrows

    Mackenzie is just as weak as Jen and Ryan will walk all over her the way Larry does Jen.

  • FYO

    It’s not the big ass mess that surprised me – it’s that Ryan is the one at the center of it. It’s too easy to bash the whole lot of them so I’ll just say, I guess, that if Ryan has even a sliver of brains, will turn this into wife-approved 3somes within weeks.

    And in case anyone wants to criticize that comment, I suggest thinking it through before you do.