DLISTED – Tom Cruise broke his ankle while filming one of his own stunts on the Mission: Impossible 6 set; he blew the stunt, too
REALITY TEA – Shannon Beador is opening her own restaurant, which will be lemon-themed and feature in the new season of RHOC
CELEBITCHY – Ugh
JEZEBEL – Solange deleted her Twitter account with a blaze of glory
THE BLEMISH – The courtroom sketch artist who raised all manner of hell with his drawings of Taylor Swift says that it’s hard to sketch her well because she’s too pretty and well-proportioned
VOX – HBO accidentally aired another Game of Thrones episode ahead of schedule, so now it’s all over the internet
VERY SMART BROTHAS – The Apple Watch 2 is “like a really expensive Fitbit that has the potential to kill me way more than I was prepared for (it’s basically Moniece from Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood)”
THE SUPERFICIAL – Here’s a photo gallery of Lorena Rae, who is probably Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend and also maybe his first non-blonde girlfriend ever?
UPROXX – Would-be jurors in the Martin Shkreli trial were dismissed for dragging him all the way to hell and back, and also because he dissed Wu-Tang
(Photo credits: Leo’s new boo via Instagram)
