Earlier today we shared numbers ten through six of our “Top Ten Teen Mom Books That Haven’t Been Written (Or Announced) Yet,” and now — after way too many hours slaving away in Photoshop — we can finally reveal the Top Five!
Once again, we have included links at the bottom of the post to all of the actual Teen Mom (and 16 & Pregnant) cast members’ books, as well as links to some of the silly Teen Mom books and movies we have created over the past decade. (Nowhere near all of them though!)
Oh, and I should mention that 50 Shades of Grey Baker narrowly missed the cut, and only because I thought the reference might be a little too obscure — even for serious Teen Mom fans. (Grey Baker was the name Matt Baier used to write his first book, Guys Don’t Rat On Guys.) It worked out OK because the book cover would have essentially been the same as Matt’s new book.
Anyways, on with the Top 5!
Well there you have it! What did you think? Would you buy all these titles like I know I would?
COMPLETE(ish) GUIDE TO BOOKS PUBLISHED BY CAST MEMBERS OF TEEN MOM AND 16 & PREGNANT
MACI BOOKOUT MCKINNEY
The Maci and Taylor Wedding Album: An Adult Coloring Book
I Wasn’t Born Bulletproof: Lessons I’ve Learned (So You Don’t Have To) (Due June 27)
CATELYNN LOWELL AND TYLER BALTIERRA
Never Too Late
Read Between the Lines: From the Diary of a Teenage Mom (Due July 25)
Heartlessly Hustled (no release date)
Guys Don’t Rat On Guys (Under the name Grey Baker)
You Have No F**king Idea: The Naked Truth About My Life (Due June 6)
ANGIE DOUTHIT (Mackenzie McKee’s mom)
Life With Mike
Teen Mom Confidential: Secrets & Scandals From MTV’s Most Controversial Shows by Sean Daly and “The Ashley” Majeski
Partial list of not actually real Teen Mom books we have created in the past:
That’s Why I Got All These Feathers In My Hair…For This Book – Jenelle Evans
See, I Told You – Leah Calvert
Unibrow Perfume – Farrah Abraham
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